319 definitions by wolfbait51
A toilet paper boxing glove is where some individuals use half a roll of toilet paper each time they wipe their butt.The entire hand is wound with 10-20 wraps of TP all the way down to the wrist. At first glance,the toilet tissue bandaged hand might be mistaken to be broken or badly burned.
by wolfbait51 March 30, 2011
by wolfbait51 January 26, 2011
The unoriginal and unimaginative act of taking the Urban Dictionary word of the day and rewording the definition or submitting the same word with a slightly different definition as if it was an new and unique word. The lazy rip-off of the word of the day.
If the word of the day is really popular,you can bet there will be a ton of copy cat defs where some buttholes use recreative license to submit the def as their own idea.
by wolfbait51 May 25, 2011
That stash of bread heels and hot dog/burger buns your mom keeps and tries to pass off as toast when she forgot to buy real bread at the store. Usually kept in the emergency cabinet next to the powdered milk.
by wolfbait51 April 21, 2011
That rusty door hinge fart gave me the chills.
by wolfbait51 May 4, 2011
Temporary blindness resulting from a direct shot of hair spray to the eyes. The blindness can be a result of chemical irritation to the eye or from the eyelashes being glued together. Can also be caused from over-spray from another user in close proximity.
by wolfbait51 April 20, 2011
by wolfbait51 May 28, 2011