129 definitions by wizards sleeve
A fellow who practices brown magic. In other words, a person who likes to ferret around up other blokes' butt-holes.
Dude 1: "Hey, that new guy in the team has been eyeing me up in the changing rooms."
Dude 2: "Watch out Dawg, he's a Brown Magician and he'll fuck yo' ass if he gets you in the showers!"
Dude 2: "Watch out Dawg, he's a Brown Magician and he'll fuck yo' ass if he gets you in the showers!"
by wizards sleeve January 7, 2007
When a skank gets five dirty, greasy bastards to shoot their spic cream into her face. Similar to bukkake, but involves illegal immigrants covered in oil and dust.
Dude 1: "Jesus man, I just saw the worst porno!"
Dude 2: "What was it?"
Dude 1: "Mexican Snowstorm Vol. 5."
Dude 1: "Sick shit, Dawg!"
Dude 2: "What was it?"
Dude 1: "Mexican Snowstorm Vol. 5."
Dude 1: "Sick shit, Dawg!"
by wizards sleeve September 3, 2006
One who enjoys a deep-fried life.
Lard is an animal by-product - it's the fatty, unusable bits of pigs' carcasses. Despite this, it's popular for cooking in many countries.
Term is also popularly used to describe men who like their women on the big side. See related term BBW 'Big Beautiful Woman.' Big they may be, beautiful they are not. BBW is probably one of the most delusional concepts around.
Lard is an animal by-product - it's the fatty, unusable bits of pigs' carcasses. Despite this, it's popular for cooking in many countries.
Term is also popularly used to describe men who like their women on the big side. See related term BBW 'Big Beautiful Woman.' Big they may be, beautiful they are not. BBW is probably one of the most delusional concepts around.
"Charlie's lost the plot, you seen his new girl? Must be 250 pounds of her! Man, he's become a lard lover."
by wizards sleeve June 11, 2005
The ultimate measure of wanking. So named after the kind of frantically masturbating chimps you see in zoos and safari parks.
Dude 1: "Man, I am so chick-less that I end up wanking like a safari park chimp to keep me sane!"
Dude 2: "Way to go you dirty bastard!"
Dude 2: "Way to go you dirty bastard!"
by wizards sleeve July 2, 2007
Plural noun of cumfart. This is where a chick takes several doses of spoodge in the ass, gradually building hydraulic pressure up with each arriving delivery (piston or bike pump like) and then expels the whole 'cocktail' at great speed and with a loud, long Bronx cheer.
"My god she's a whore. She reckoned she took the whole team and made a record breaking cumfart cocktail."
by wizards sleeve July 17, 2006
Cultural capital of North London. Famous for its magnificent rail depot and Neasden Temple which is supposed to be the largest Hindu temple outside India. Also home to Neasden FC, one of the country's finest football clubs.
"A holiday in Neasden is better than a soapy tit wank off a porn star." (British Tourist Board, 2003)
by wizards sleeve June 9, 2005
Cunnilingus. Specifically, lesbian pussy licking. Where a woman has the sweetest of sweet juice and other women make a bee-line for the honey pot.
Dude 1: "I hear that chick likes other chicks, man!"
Dude 2: "Aye, Dawg. She likes to get her honey mown by other hotties."
Dude 2: "Aye, Dawg. She likes to get her honey mown by other hotties."
by wizards sleeve February 25, 2007