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2 definitions by willy limp lump

 
1.
Human princess with a large posterior who often enjoys the company of black human males and utilizes modern technology to exhibit such sexual encounters. Often done to the dismay of a deceased father.
Kim Kardashian is a piece of hawt, steamy, female.
by willy limp lump November 14, 2007
 
2.
To crap or shart oneself
Person A: Boomer, Jerry, and myself went over to the Taco Bell on Cedar Avenue and had dinner. Lets just say we're calling Jerry "The Nudge" now for a valid reason.
Person B: Oh, no! Did Jerry "nudge" himself?
Person A: It looked like a roadmap to El Segundo.
by willy limp lump November 15, 2007