Definitions by william dean a. garner

rockodon 

Someone who's dimwitted and non-thinking.

He was strong and muscular and looked great in a suit, but he was little more than a rockodon.

rockodon by William Dean A. Garner July 3, 2012

Rust&Dust

Research and Development (R&D) that has gone sour and lost money.

At one time, Netflix was the R&D shit. Now it's all Rust&Dust.

Rust&Dust by William Dean A. Garner November 7, 2011

Quinch 

Literally, a quarter-inch. Something small and insignificant or dull and unimportant.

Barack Obama, not to mention every President after Andrew Jackson, is a mere quinch, owned and operated by The First Sphere of Influence.

Quinch by William Dean A. Garner November 7, 2011

Twisters 

Twin sisters who are BFF, partners, etc.

My two kittens came from the same litter, so I called them twisters.

Twisters by William Dean A. Garner November 7, 2011

Turrito 

Tuna burrito. Any GREAT sandwich or burger.

Alex makes THE best turritos.

Turrito by William Dean A. Garner November 7, 2011

Ca-Ching!ster 

Noun. A banker or someone who handles large sums of cash and charges usurious interest. Another term for the Federal Reserve.

The Rothschild family is full of ca-ching!sters who control the world's major banks and ride roughshod over everyone.

Ca-Ching!ster by William Dean A. Garner May 23, 2011

Pooton

Noun. Pronounced POO-tahn. A shitload of trouble. Major notgoodness.

Dude, you just got us into major pooton.

Pooton by William Dean A. Garner May 22, 2011