73 definitions by william

1) a declaration of ignorance of question or situation;
2) an assertion of indifference to or transcendence beyond conventional wisdom.
Simpson-Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in his-tor-y. From the town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree. D'oh!

Homer When the house is on fire : When a fire starts to burn there's a lesson you must learn, something-something then you'll see, you'll avoid catastrophe, D'oh!
by William May 06, 2004
to act like a whore.
i got mad at my beoch because sh was acting hoeish at da club.
by william August 23, 2003
1. Kodama
2. Inspiring or exciting
Kodama is breathtaking.
by William April 24, 2004
A scheme in which they decide to throw jobseekers on promising them the land of hope and glory only to realise that the entire thing is an utter waste of time.

The most mind numbing, soul destroying part of new deal is "Gateway To Work" which should really be named "Gateway To Hell" in which they force you to endure two weeks of learning to write a CV and learn interview techniques which can be easily done over a few days. Even worse is the silly team building games and the reasons why people are out of work including that the are drug users. Even before the end of the course you have a great urge to either slit your wrists due to boredom or jump out of a building window hence the reason the windows are painted shut.
Pass out the razor blades I want to slit my wrists.
by William March 13, 2005
Littlebigman is a combination of symbolic words, little representing his phallic size, big denoting the size of his ego and man being a mockery of the lack thereof.
An LBM is a constantly talkative, girl-obsessed teen.
The LBM should be drug out into the street and shot after a very painful lovemaking session with a claymore antipersonnel mine.
<Eric> Using a mobile phone can slash a man's sperm count by almost a third, new research suggests.
<Eric> A study found that radiation from mobile phones appeared to have a dramatic impact not only on numbers of sperm, but also their swimming ability or "motility".
<Eric> In both cases, levels were cut by about 30%. Reductions in sperm count and motility lower the chances of conception. "
--> Littlebigman has joined #hbo
<Konrad> Hey lbm, have a cell phone?
<Littlebigman> yah
<amaroq> thank god
by William October 29, 2004
Minimum Input
Maximum Output

i.e. writing your paper in the last minute but getting an A+
I MIMO'd my homework
by William December 09, 2003
A verb for convincing someone to do something they really don't want to do, but afterward you not only convince them, they really like you too.
You just john boyed that girl so bad.

Are you trying to john boy me?
by William February 26, 2004

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