A scheme in which they decide to throw jobseekers on promising them the land of hope and glory only to realise that the entire thing is an utter waste of time.
The most mind numbing, soul destroying part of new deal is "Gateway To Work" which should really be named "Gateway To Hell" in which they force you to endure two weeks of learning to write a CV and learn interview techniques which can be easily done over a few days. Even worse is the silly team building games and the reasons why people are out of work including that the are drug users. Even before the end of the course you have a great urge to either slit your wrists due to boredom or jump out of a building window hence the reason the windows are painted shut.
Pass out the razor blades I want to slit my wrists.
Littlebigman is a combination of symbolic words, little representing his phallic size, big denoting the size of his ego and man being a mockery of the lack thereof.
An LBM is a constantly talkative, girl-obsessed teen.
The LBM should be drug out into the street and shot after a very painful lovemaking session with a claymore antipersonnel mine.
<Eric> Using a mobile phone can slash a man's sperm count by almost a third, new research suggests.
<Eric> A study found that radiation from mobile phones appeared to have a dramatic impact not only on numbers of sperm, but also their swimming ability or "motility".
<Eric> In both cases, levels were cut by about 30%. Reductions in sperm count and motility lower the chances of conception. "
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<Konrad> Hey lbm, have a cell phone?
<amaroq> thank god