13 definitions by whooer's your daddy
When porn stars have to pretend they enjoy having semen in their mouth for hours on end. Happens a lot in porn. And in Muslim countries. Also known as Jizz Hardship.
Ah hell, Bucky is humpin Butchie on the wrong end again. Go outside and break it up will you? Poor Butchie is 15 years old! Old dog never signed up for no semen challenge, specially not on a Sunday.
by whooer's your daddy November 10, 2018
When the sassy black nurse puts her hands on her hips, cocks her head to the side, raises her eyebrows, purses her lips, and says "mmmm-hmmm!", she is making a butthole mouth.
Trump's press secretary has reached out to actor Gary Coleman in hopes the former child star can help the President make a proper butthole mouth.
by whooer's your daddy February 20, 2017
An affectionate nickname for one’s African-American female familiars. Refers to the color of their skin and the fact that they have nipples. Terrible. Not very inventive. Probably racist. But bold and decisive, as these definitions go. Also known as shitnips, shiznips, shaznops, and shippers. And very rarely, ships in the night. Not to be confused with Shynips, which are inverted weirdo nipples (aka Innie-olas).
Shitnipples was in the bathroom for like 45 minutes, and when she finally came out she was crying. Like really hard. Because she couldn’t get her poop to go down. That stuff really embarrasses her. She takes it so personally, it breaks your heart. She sent me out into the hallway and locked the apartment door behind me. By the time she finished all the plunging and cursing and opened the door again, I was laying on my belly in the hall, playing smartphone games. (Which is a first for me.) She aimed her hollow zombie eyes at the middle of my face and muttered, “Come back in, I guess...” I don’t think she’ll ever been the same. She won’t get help. She won’t sleep. I tell her it’s only poop. She covers her belly, puts your finger to her lips, and whispers, “Quiet! It’ll hear you!”
by whooer's your daddy October 26, 2018
by whooer's your daddy April 14, 2019
When old folks in a long-term marriage are so attuned to each others needs and so productive of flatus that they’re able to finish each other’s farts. Literally.
Not to be confused with:
> Fart Finish - When you determine the winner of a race using a puff of colored gas instead of a photograph
> Fart Finnish - The Scandinavian practice of keeping a fishbone in your anus so that farts come out silently
Not to be confused with:
> Fart Finish - When you determine the winner of a race using a puff of colored gas instead of a photograph
> Fart Finnish - The Scandinavian practice of keeping a fishbone in your anus so that farts come out silently
Looking in the Time Machine, what did I see?Tommy and Tammy, sitting in a tree. First comes love. Then comes marriage. Then they’re struggling to get up the stairs in their old house, hand-in-hand, finishing each other’s farts.
Respect.
Respect.
by whooer's your daddy November 11, 2018
When horse-racing officials used to use a burst of colored gas at the finish line to determine the winner of a race, as opposed to using a photograph. Not to be confused with finishing each other‘s farts, or Fart Finnish.
by whooer's your daddy November 11, 2018