wheaty's definitions

wap your pork

To masterbate (male).

Originated from ZAP comics in the 1970's

Johnny being 15 had to wap his pork 3-4 times a day to reduce the white count.

by wheaty June 2, 2005

Baka

Fool, sap, chump, moronic, ridiclous.

Origin - The word baka is made up of two kanji - Ba (horse) and Ka (deer). The idea being that if you can't tell a horse from a deer, then you must be BAKA.

Anyone that still thinks George Bush is an honest man is truly BAKA.

by wheaty June 20, 2005

nastorious

Better way to say nasty. Implies something with a high gag-o-magnifier quotient.

Also 'nastorious to the asorious' which is as bad as it gets.

Uh, that eyeball-intensive seafood is nastorious!

by wheaty June 8, 2005

skutch

Another work for skank, but nastier. There were two men's magazines in the 60's called 'skank' and 'skutch.' Both featured chunky 20 something white broads with big saggy titties, bleach blond hair, red lips and nails, and a cigarette.

Uh, dat one nasty skutch, can smell her through the TV.

by wheaty May 29, 2005

imaginary bluetooth

An imaginary telephone device popular with riders of public transport, those having manic episodes, paranoid schizophrenics, and just common talk to yourself out loud types.

a. Whoa, dude on the escalator is yakking away to no one and there's no bluetooth in his ear.
b. Imaginary bluetooth in action. Probably on his way to the bus.

by wheaty October 12, 2008

Kogal

Kogal actually means high school girl. The Japanese 'ko' from kokogakkou (highschool) is combined with the english word for girl - gal, or kogal. The Japanese language doesn't have the sounds to properly pronounce gal, so the closest they can come is gyaru or kogyaru.
These kogal all wear cute little uniforms to school and every Japanese man and a whole lot of non-Japanese men jack themselves silly fantasizing about these young ladies.
In Japanese porn movies the girls are almost always kogal in uniforms hence the entry of kogal into the english tongue.

The Japanese high school girls or kogal look pretty hot in those cute little uniforms.

by wheaty May 30, 2005

hungered

Same as hungry. Also see thirstage.

Man, I be so hungered. I could eat thirty of those nasty little White Castle burgers.

by wheaty June 4, 2005