wheaty's definitions

mangalize

To make a mess of. To bollocks it up. To unintentionally screw something up - but do it on a grand scale.

She was trying to decorate the cake, but mangalized it beyond repair.

by wheaty August 30, 2005

tazmanian devil

Someone easily spun up over any non-event.

Lets pull the tazmaniam devil off the ceiling. He's gotten himself spun up over nothing again.

by wheaty June 4, 2005

tender vittles

Fine looking young lady (or ladies). Highly edible and extremely attractive. A head turning beauty that makes you say DAMN! without meaning to.

Mercy, the mall is full of tender vittles today.

by wheaty December 15, 2008

Baka

Fool, sap, chump, moronic, ridiclous.

Origin - The word baka is made up of two kanji - Ba (horse) and Ka (deer). The idea being that if you can't tell a horse from a deer, then you must be BAKA.

Anyone that still thinks George Bush is an honest man is truly BAKA.

by wheaty June 20, 2005

wap your pork

To masterbate (male).

Originated from ZAP comics in the 1970's

Johnny being 15 had to wap his pork 3-4 times a day to reduce the white count.

by wheaty June 2, 2005

Deeter

An effect in investment trading where the best intentions always result in disaster. If a sum is placed in stocks, the market will immediately collapse. You then Deeter and transfer your stocks to bonds as a stop loss. The stock market then rallies to all time highs and the bond market languishes causing you to Deeter again and transfer your bonds to stocks at a great loss in hopes of catching the market rally.

I put my money in stocks and the market dropped so I did a Deeter and put it in bonds and then the stock market rallied and I did another Deeter and put it back in stocks. I lost my ass! Damn my Deeter ways!

by wheaty January 2, 2009

honyak

Close to Hoser in meaning. Used to address friends or familiar people. Likely originated in Southeastern Canada or Maine in the US.

Hey honyak, get the lead out!

by wheaty June 1, 2005