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Male crossdresser common to Hawaii, particularly the Chinatown district of Oahu. Mahu are on the streets to perform skin flute renditions for a price. Most mahu are pretty rough looking and could probably kick the shit out of you if provoked.
Mahu are disliked by large local women because they buy up all the large size stylish shoes leaving only funky kine shoes that nobody like wear.
Mahu are disliked by large local women because they buy up all the large size stylish shoes leaving only funky kine shoes that nobody like wear.
a: Damn, dat lady sure got plenty make up and one short dress!
b: Dats no lady. Dats one mahu. She's a he and he could suck the chrome off a trailor hitch.
b: Dats no lady. Dats one mahu. She's a he and he could suck the chrome off a trailor hitch.
by wheaty June 3, 2005
Get the mahu mug.1. To pound mochi rice with a wooden mallet repeatedly until its beaten into a gooey paste. Usually done around new years for the new years feast on the first.
2. To get laid. To pound the poozle. (Hawaiian pidgeon of Japanese immigrant origin)
2. To get laid. To pound the poozle. (Hawaiian pidgeon of Japanese immigrant origin)
1. Hiroshi keeps an old hollowed out stump in the shed to pound the mochi around oshougatsu.
2. Ay boss, my wife stay home today, I go home lunch time and pound some mochi.
2. Ay boss, my wife stay home today, I go home lunch time and pound some mochi.
by wheaty June 22, 2005
Get the pound mochi mug.Fool, sap, chump, moronic, ridiclous.
Origin - The word baka is made up of two kanji - Ba (horse) and Ka (deer). The idea being that if you can't tell a horse from a deer, then you must be BAKA.
Origin - The word baka is made up of two kanji - Ba (horse) and Ka (deer). The idea being that if you can't tell a horse from a deer, then you must be BAKA.
by wheaty June 20, 2005
Get the Baka mug.Owned by the phone. The phone controls your life. The phone rings - you obey its command. NOT answering the phone is not an option. You are powerless. Regardless of the hour, you will obey its desire no matter how ridiculous the request. Think you had other plans? Forget it. The phone rings and you are phowned.
OMG I have this final tomorrow and I so needed to study, and then the phone rings and now I have to go and meet Francine so I can listen to her whine about her boyfriend all night. I am so phowned!
by wheaty May 8, 2008
Get the phowned mug.Obese person of riduculous girth. Not gender specific.
Also giant pork osaurous - for the really big ones.
Also giant pork osaurous - for the really big ones.
by wheaty June 2, 2005
Get the pork osaurous mug.Close to Hoser in meaning. Used to address friends or familiar people. Likely originated in Southeastern Canada or Maine in the US.
Hey honyak, get the lead out!
by wheaty June 1, 2005
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