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Definitions by weird eye the science guy

perpendicularshots 

Fucking a girl from the back but instead of her being on her hands/knees (doggystyle, backshots) she’s on her side

This makes her perpendicular to the penetrator
Male manipulator: She was gonna kill herself but after I played an alex g song on my guitar she agreed to perpendicularshots in her bedroom with red LED lights

Friend: What the fuck are you saying? Are you retarded?
Magenta is a color between purple and pink. A light red-purple, in other words.

It’s the feeling you feel on a Thursday morning, waking up to realize it isn’t Friday, but not being sad or mad because it’s close.
Dude: I feel magenta, dude.
Dude2: It’s not Friday yet? Dang.
Hentaihaven, but it’s youtube, but it’s good, but it has loli tags

Essentially a step up in Hentai. A hentai Heaven, for example
Dude 1: I just bust a nut to hanime.tv last night
Dude 2: Yeah dude!
The equivalent of getting sixty 100s on math where your average goes from 88.98 to 90, but get one 0 and the average turns to 23. Also shit country.

WW1: Absolutely kicking German ass on the Western front; no credit
WW2: Gets invaded easily due to many internal problems and eventually fighting off the nazis; bullied for eternity.

The country and food are beautiful, the people aren’t.
Wehraboo: France sucks! They lost in WW2
Historian: *pulls sandal out ready to beat ass*
At first, it was a new country that was really patriotic, then went on to abuse the natives, die of smallpox, bully people for colonies, just bully people, come in and steal credit, steal credit again, create anime, blame communism for all its problems, and then become the shitshow it is today
Best person ever.
She...
Makes you cookies.
Gives you hugs and kisses.
Unconditional love even when she doesn’t understand.
Really humorous.
Good cooking.
Essentially a “Mom”, but squared. Haha, get it?
Doesn’t ramble when they don’t have to.
Tom: I’m going to grandma’s house this weekend!
Matt: Dude.. so lucky!

bob and vagene 

A shitty reference to a meme correlating to a indian man saying "send bob and vagene" in a text conversation.
bob = boobs/titties/whatever
vagene = vagina/pussy/coochie/carpet
hot grill: Hey
indian man: send bob and vagene pics