1 definition by we destroyed phil's ability to produce offspring and and informed schmidty of his lack of sperm.

One who has lost all sperm due to acute Moutain Dew addiction.
a: jack says to tell you that you have no sperm...apparently mountain dew is bad for you
schmidty: Poisonous blashemies!!
Listen not to this heretic
he will soon be silenced
as will his counterpart Eric
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