wallis and futuna islands's definitions

cuddlefuck

when sweet innocent totally platonic cuddling turns into hot heavy sex, made even hotter by the platonic closeness established by the cuddling

with cuddlefucking you get the best of both worlds

by wallis and futuna islands October 16, 2003

FUNNY NEGRO

this is a negro who is the funny funnyiest negro i like the funny negroes

who is the funny negro in your life? is it Laniqua? is it Tyrell? is it te negro on teh block? who is your favoriet funny negro please tell me NOW TELL ME NOW BEFORE I SHIT ALL OVER MYSELF!!

by wallis and futuna islands February 21, 2005

nigger heaven

A book published in 1926, written by Carl Van Vechten, about life during the Harlem Renaissance. The book includes passages written by Langston Hughes for it.

I read 'Nigger Heaven' and it was an o.k. book, I guess.

by wallis and futuna islands July 26, 2007

rectum

hiding place for all my money

man, my rectum is so full of all my money, i have so much money i'm goin to have to get another rectum to put it all in. hey baby, coem here and let me put my money in your rectum!

by wallis and futuna islands January 21, 2004

dick nose

used by Monty Python in a movie

hey dick nose

by wallis and futuna islands October 16, 2003

dumpypenis

when your penis has been worn out from too much fucking or beating off

man, i can't go out tonight, i have dumpypenis!

by wallis and futuna islands October 16, 2003

frumfy

little spock with floofy frumpers

boy, that acid left me feeling really frumfy today. I'd better go shopping for cheese soon.

by wallis and futuna islands October 16, 2003