masterbateing

fishing bait, mixture of corned beef and bread made into a paste.

"good god you'v had loads of fish today mate" "thats because i've been masterbateing"

by w&f January 18, 2009

stanjaf

a person that fails to do what thay say thay are going to do

"flipping heck thats twenty times now that blokes not turned up, what a fu**ing pest" "well i told you he was a stanjaf"

by w&f May 04, 2009