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3 definitions by vilDOOM

Malphaenx

A common name for someone with hispanic descent and an abnormally large penis.

Dayum! His dick is super dark and fat, is that Malphaenx?

by vilDOOM April 10, 2022

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Villain

A barely mixed race man with a VERY average sized dick.

"Oh hey thats villain, I heard his dick is nice and average."

by vilDOOM April 11, 2022

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Penis Apple

When you get a STI or STD so bad that your penis swells to the size of a apple.

"Hey Gary, I had sex with Rebecca last night and she gave me penis apple!"

by vilDOOM December 27, 2021

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