11 definitions by venuswentaway
When you write an old acquaintance after the death of your mother to finally come out after being blue balled by your ex.
"Casey sent her a Dear Adeline. He finally felt comfortable telling her."
"Dear Adeline, are you surprised to hear from me now? The neighbor's been quiet since Momma died. Polly's closed down for good."
"Dear Adeline, are you surprised to hear from me now? The neighbor's been quiet since Momma died. Polly's closed down for good."
by venuswentaway May 29, 2022
A song written to break up with a girl by explaining you are sleeping with her ex-boyfriend, a bandmate or some other guy. Or sleeping alone. Or jerking off into a Stuffed Monkey.
Anything but Adeline, basically. Goodbye, Adeline.
Anything but Adeline, basically. Goodbye, Adeline.
by venuswentaway May 29, 2022
When a bi-curious guy fantasizes about holding another guy's hand in public before taking him home and wrapping his scrotum around the other guy's shaft and making him cum inside his stretched out ball sac because he's not yet ready for anal.
by venuswentaway May 29, 2022
When you don't want to kink train your own dog so you lure your neighbour's dog over to eat peanut butter out of your ass.
by venuswentaway May 29, 2022
Ian loved the taste of Casey's Backdoor S'mores so much he's coming back tomorrow for seconds and thirds.
by venuswentaway May 29, 2022
by venuswentaway March 20, 2023
by venuswentaway March 20, 2023