6 definitions by venom monkey
Me: I finally payed tuumba gang after they ended my uber streaks continuously...
Friend: You should have paid earlier!
Friend: You should have paid earlier!
by venom monkey May 22, 2021
A child enjoyer is a person that preferably enjoys children. They are very dangerous and if you run into one, run away as fast as you can. They normally prowl around at night behind places like ally ways.
President: There has been a sudden increase of Child Enjoyers over the last few days so we advise parents to keep their children inside after 8pm.
by venom monkey May 21, 2021
A tuumba is a type of monkey. Tuumbas are generally found under your bed, though they can also be found in other places on rare occasions, such as your attic.
Me: Did you hear about that tuumba that was on the news yesterday?
Friend: Yeah! He sure caused a lot of trouble!
Friend: Yeah! He sure caused a lot of trouble!
by venom monkey April 20, 2021
A tuumba is a weird monkey. Some days they are under your bed and some days they are in your attic. This mysterious monkey is quite rare to find, but is generally located in Canada. They are very fluffy and some are kept as pets. They are nocturnal, and at night they enjoy monkeying around and annoying everyone who is sleeping. It is estimated this species of monkeys may go extinct by 2030 because of the amount dying every year due to angry people trying to sleep.
Friend: Dude, i couldn't sleep last night because of that annoying Tuumba that was outside my house
Me: Wow, that must have been a lot to go through.
Me: Wow, that must have been a lot to go through.
by venom monkey May 19, 2021
Me: I was up all night watching Silont
by venom monkey May 22, 2021