7 definitions by vehicularbitch
Another stupid theory Swifties made up about the Taylor Swift's third sister album of folklore, called "woodvale".
After the release of "folklore", people zoomed into the pictures of the photoshoots and found "woodvale" written in the top right corners. Before "evermore" (the actual sister album), there was woodvale.
After the release of "folklore", people zoomed into the pictures of the photoshoots and found "woodvale" written in the top right corners. Before "evermore" (the actual sister album), there was woodvale.
Swiftie 1: remember woodvale?
Swiftie 2: yeah we were seriously clowning. it was probably just a mock up title for folklore.
Swiftie 1: fr
Swiftie 2: yeah we were seriously clowning. it was probably just a mock up title for folklore.
Swiftie 1: fr
by vehicularbitch December 29, 2022
verb: to create a theory that has to do with an artist (typically about a surprise release) that has the most ridiculous evidence. clownery is facile faith out of vehement (false hope for excitement). more than a stretch, hence the new term.
noun: clownery
adjective: clown
continuous: clowning
noun: clownery
adjective: clown
continuous: clowning
Stan 1: In the Capital One commercial they chose seat 13-A and Speak Now Taylor says "good choice".
Stan 2: so???
Stan 1: A is the first letter of the alphabet so 13-A could also mean 13-1...January 13th
Stan 2: i smell clownery coming
Stan 1: January 13th is a Friday!!! That's when Taylor is going to announce Speak Now (Taylor's Version)!!!
Stan 2: now you've got me clowning bc i NEED Speak Now TV
Stan 2: so???
Stan 1: A is the first letter of the alphabet so 13-A could also mean 13-1...January 13th
Stan 2: i smell clownery coming
Stan 1: January 13th is a Friday!!! That's when Taylor is going to announce Speak Now (Taylor's Version)!!!
Stan 2: now you've got me clowning bc i NEED Speak Now TV
by vehicularbitch January 8, 2023
by vehicularbitch May 4, 2023
Based on someone's Tumblr post saying they lost their virginity while wearing Taylor Swift's perfume. This blossomed memes of condoms, "Wonderfuck: The Ultimate Sensation that will Leave You Wonderfucked"
Someone in Tumblr later confirmed that Taylor did, in fact, know about Wonderfuck.
Someone in Tumblr later confirmed that Taylor did, in fact, know about Wonderfuck.
Fan: How many jokes do you know???
Taylor: All of them
Fan: Wonder-
Taylor: Wonderfuck. Yes I know about that.
Taylor: All of them
Fan: Wonder-
Taylor: Wonderfuck. Yes I know about that.
by vehicularbitch December 29, 2022
the new version of "af", which stands for "as fuck". gen z created this after millennials ran "af" into the ground and made it so cringey that it's not even funny.
by vehicularbitch June 13, 2022
something made up by Jack Antonoff in the Ant-Hero Remix that nobody but him knows the actual meaning of.
however, there is a theory by a user on Genius that it's a name for young artists who are only making music with no meaning or taste because it's cool.
however, there is a theory by a user on Genius that it's a name for young artists who are only making music with no meaning or taste because it's cool.
Taylor Swift: Sometimes I feel like everybody is a sexy baby
Everyone: wtf is a sexy baby
Jack Antonoff: Sometimes I feel like everybody is an art bro lately
Everyone: idk what that means but it's better than sexy baby
Everyone: wtf is a sexy baby
Jack Antonoff: Sometimes I feel like everybody is an art bro lately
Everyone: idk what that means but it's better than sexy baby
by vehicularbitch January 8, 2023