veggie apprentice's definitions

vegetartation

the harvesting of vegetablatonious plants

The vegetables were vegetablatonious and overgrown, so the farmers had to do vegetartation on their crops.

by veggie apprentice July 15, 2019

vegefloor

A vegetable that has fallen off a table and onto the floor

Tragically, the fresh spring spinach fell off the table and become a worthless vegefloor. Then, the vegetablatonious bell pepper also got vegefloored. This wasn't a tragedy because the vegetablatonious bell pepper was the product of vegetartation and wasn't fit for eating anyway.

by veggie apprentice July 20, 2019