vegefloor

A vegetable that has fallen off a table and onto the floor

Tragically, the fresh spring spinach fell off the table and become a worthless vegefloor. Then, the vegetablatonious bell pepper also got vegefloored. This wasn't a tragedy because the vegetablatonious bell pepper was the product of vegetartation and wasn't fit for eating anyway.

by veggie apprentice July 20, 2019