1 definition by v-rae

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The penis is the male reproduction organ and the reason I believe there is a God. The penis is a remarkable peice of workmanship. Completely thought out - for example, look at the head..it is shaped for easy entry, soft to cushion the blow - it even has a "seam" on the underside to avoid suction. Perfect.
"I simply could not live without a penis..oops,I mean a man"
by v-rae October 05, 2006

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