uwg's definitions

Spendbucks

Derisive name for Starbucks. May also be spelled with dollar signs, thus: $pendbuck$.

Why should i go to Spendbucks when i can get coffee cheaper at a gas station?

by uwg August 21, 2006

floor humper

A Neoconservative. One who accepts the RNC talking points without question. From an advertisement which appears on most right-wing blogs: a muscular man claims you can "master your body weight" via exercises that appear to involve humping the floor.

I knew I was making a good political point when all the floor humpers started calling me a libtard.

by uwg August 20, 2006

Randtopia

The perfect society envisioned by the Ayn Rand worshiper. In Randtopia, selfishness is the highest moral virtue, corporations are ennobled, capitalism is unfettered, all endeavors are privatized and for-profit, government does not exist (except for making war), there is no taxation, Socialism/Liberalism is banned, and if you're poor it's your own damn fault.

The Tea Parties are the first step to transforming America into Randtopia!

by uwg April 25, 2009

eatingness

An exclamation denoting excitement at the prospect of a delicious meal.

We're going to the pho house for lunch! Eatingness!

by uwg March 12, 2008

sexy red X

On a website, when a hotlinked image cannot be found, either because it's been deleted or the site that hosts it has become inaccessible, it will be replaced by a small white box with a red X in it. This is known as a "sexy red X".

Hottgurl69 says she posted her picture in the forum, but all I saw was a sexy red X.

by uwg June 14, 2007

Room of Porcelain Fixtures

Bathroom, restroom, lavatory. Any room containing a toilet and a sink.

He has such a low tolerance for alcohol that one beer will send him running to the Room of Porcelain Fixtures.

by uwg October 24, 2006

necrobating

Masturbating, knowingly or unknowingly, to pictures or video of a person who has passed away. (The pictures or video must have been taken while said person was alive, otherwise the act is sick instead of merely creepy.)

Ami Jordan died last week? Why didn't anyone tell me? Shit, that means I've been necrobating all this time!

by uwg June 24, 2010