uwg's definitions

baby-eater

A liberal. So named because liberals are typically in favor of abortion.

those goddamn baby-eaters want the terrists to win!

by uwg April 16, 2006

Adkisson's Army

The vast network of militia members that has been planning to overthrow the American government since Obama was elected president. Includes disgruntled Bush supporters, Libertarian Party members, Ayn Rand fans and survivalists. Named after Jim D. Adkisson, who shot up a Unitarian Universalist church in Knoxville because it was full of his hated Liberals.

My brother's gone off the deep end since the election. He's become a footsoldier in Adkisson's Army.

by uwg March 20, 2009

pink and blue

Artificial sweetener. So called because the most common brands, Sweet-n-Low and Equal, are available in pink and blue packets respectively.

You need any pink and blue for your coffee?

by uwg August 10, 2007

Randtopia

The perfect society envisioned by the Ayn Rand worshiper. In Randtopia, selfishness is the highest moral virtue, corporations are ennobled, capitalism is unfettered, all endeavors are privatized and for-profit, government does not exist (except for making war), there is no taxation, Socialism/Liberalism is banned, and if you're poor it's your own damn fault.

The Tea Parties are the first step to transforming America into Randtopia!

by uwg April 25, 2009

eatingness

An exclamation denoting excitement at the prospect of a delicious meal.

We're going to the pho house for lunch! Eatingness!

by uwg March 12, 2008

professional celebrity

A famous person who has no discernable talent other than being famous.

Paris Hilton is a professional celebrity.

by uwg September 25, 2006

Algonquin Roundtable

A phenomenon that occurs in restaurants, most frequently at midmorning on a Sunday. A typical Algonquin Roundtable will consist of at least 3 elderly couples, preferably 5 or more. They will be seated as follows: all men on one side of the table, all women on the other side, each person facing his or her spouse. They will have all just come from church services, and will be dressed in their (often very loud) Sunday best. In addition, one of them, almost always a man, will be speaking so loudly and authoritatively that he dominates all conversation, not only at the table, but in the entire room.

We had to wait awhile for a table at IHOP because an Algonquin Roundtable was in progress.

by uwg April 26, 2008