uwg's definitions

Spendbucks

Derisive name for Starbucks. May also be spelled with dollar signs, thus: $pendbuck$.

Why should i go to Spendbucks when i can get coffee cheaper at a gas station?

by uwg August 21, 2006

Room of Porcelain Fixtures

Bathroom, restroom, lavatory. Any room containing a toilet and a sink.

He has such a low tolerance for alcohol that one beer will send him running to the Room of Porcelain Fixtures.

by uwg October 24, 2006

professional celebrity

A famous person who has no discernable talent other than being famous.

Paris Hilton is a professional celebrity.

by uwg September 25, 2006

baby-eater

A liberal. So named because liberals are typically in favor of abortion.

those goddamn baby-eaters want the terrists to win!

by uwg April 16, 2006

pink and blue

Artificial sweetener. So called because the most common brands, Sweet-n-Low and Equal, are available in pink and blue packets respectively.

You need any pink and blue for your coffee?

by uwg August 10, 2007

Randtopia

The perfect society envisioned by the Ayn Rand worshiper. In Randtopia, selfishness is the highest moral virtue, corporations are ennobled, capitalism is unfettered, all endeavors are privatized and for-profit, government does not exist (except for making war), there is no taxation, Socialism/Liberalism is banned, and if you're poor it's your own damn fault.

The Tea Parties are the first step to transforming America into Randtopia!

by uwg April 25, 2009

eatingness

An exclamation denoting excitement at the prospect of a delicious meal.

We're going to the pho house for lunch! Eatingness!

by uwg March 12, 2008