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bubbery

The condition or quality of being a redneck. From an episode of "Squidbillies", in reference to Plumber Bubba, a Larry the Cable Guy type comedian.
You ain't no plumber, and I'm havin' serious doubts about your bubbery!
by uwg November 20, 2006
mugGet the bubberymug.

do what you're good at

The world's greatest euphemism for masturbating. Coined by Jeff Foxworthy, of all people.
They give you a plastic cup and a Playboy book, and you take it in the back room and do what you're good at!
by uwg October 15, 2006
mugGet the do what you're good atmug.

Adkisson's Army

The vast network of militia members that has been planning to overthrow the American government since Obama was elected president. Includes disgruntled Bush supporters, Libertarian Party members, Ayn Rand fans and survivalists. Named after Jim D. Adkisson, who shot up a Unitarian Universalist church in Knoxville because it was full of his hated Liberals.
My brother's gone off the deep end since the election. He's become a footsoldier in Adkisson's Army.
by uwg March 20, 2009
mugGet the Adkisson's Armymug.

my pants are completely off

Something incredible is going to happen soon and I am very excited about it.
"Hey, did you hear? Soundgarden are back together and they're gonna be touring again!"

"Holy crap, are you kidding? Oh man, my pants are completely off!"
by uwg January 27, 2010
mugGet the my pants are completely offmug.

professional celebrity

A famous person who has no discernable talent other than being famous.
by uwg September 25, 2006
mugGet the professional celebritymug.

pink and blue

Artificial sweetener. So called because the most common brands, Sweet-n-Low and Equal, are available in pink and blue packets respectively.
You need any pink and blue for your coffee?
by uwg August 10, 2007
mugGet the pink and bluemug.

necrobating

Masturbating, knowingly or unknowingly, to pictures or video of a person who has passed away. (The pictures or video must have been taken while said person was alive, otherwise the act is sick instead of merely creepy.)
Ami Jordan died last week? Why didn't anyone tell me? Shit, that means I've been necrobating all this time!
by uwg June 24, 2010
mugGet the necrobatingmug.

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