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bubbery

The condition or quality of being a redneck. From an episode of "Squidbillies", in reference to Plumber Bubba, a Larry the Cable Guy type comedian.
You ain't no plumber, and I'm havin' serious doubts about your bubbery!
by uwg November 20, 2006
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do what you're good at

The world's greatest euphemism for masturbating. Coined by Jeff Foxworthy, of all people.
They give you a plastic cup and a Playboy book, and you take it in the back room and do what you're good at!
by uwg October 15, 2006
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Adkisson's Army

The vast network of militia members that has been planning to overthrow the American government since Obama was elected president. Includes disgruntled Bush supporters, Libertarian Party members, Ayn Rand fans and survivalists. Named after Jim D. Adkisson, who shot up a Unitarian Universalist church in Knoxville because it was full of his hated Liberals.
My brother's gone off the deep end since the election. He's become a footsoldier in Adkisson's Army.
by uwg March 20, 2009
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my pants are completely off

Something incredible is going to happen soon and I am very excited about it.
"Hey, did you hear? Soundgarden are back together and they're gonna be touring again!"

"Holy crap, are you kidding? Oh man, my pants are completely off!"
by uwg January 27, 2010
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Randtopia

The perfect society envisioned by the Ayn Rand worshiper. In Randtopia, selfishness is the highest moral virtue, corporations are ennobled, capitalism is unfettered, all endeavors are privatized and for-profit, government does not exist (except for making war), there is no taxation, Socialism/Liberalism is banned, and if you're poor it's your own damn fault.
The Tea Parties are the first step to transforming America into Randtopia!
by uwg April 25, 2009
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eatingness

An exclamation denoting excitement at the prospect of a delicious meal.
We're going to the pho house for lunch! Eatingness!
by uwg March 12, 2008
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pink and blue

Artificial sweetener. So called because the most common brands, Sweet-n-Low and Equal, are available in pink and blue packets respectively.
You need any pink and blue for your coffee?
by uwg August 10, 2007
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