Definitions by uuuuuu

self-deficacy 

The belief you have in yourself to be able to make it home to use the bathroom and not shit yourself or use a public bathroom, even though you have explosive diarrhea.

Uh, dude, you don't look so good. Why don't I pull into this McDonald's and you can use their bathroom?

No way, man. I've got a lot of self-deficacy. Drive me home. I ain't gonna shit in your car. Trust me.

self-deficacy by UUUUUU December 18, 2010

deucemaker

butt, ass, bum bum, fanny

I sat on a tack. My deucemaker is killing me!

deucemaker by UUUUUU April 20, 2009

cranky cankles 

Shin splits or any other leg pain on a fatty.

I've been climbing stairs to drop a few hundred pounds. My cranky cankles are killing me from all the workouts!

cranky cankles by UUUUUU April 18, 2009

shut your diaper 

The phrase to use when you want to tell someone to shut up and that they're full of shit at the same time.

Person 1: I'm so exhausted from working so hard on my homework!

Person 2: Shut your diaper!

shut your diaper by UUUUUU April 15, 2009

teces 

The grounds left in the bottom of a cup of tea. Tea + feces = teces.

I finished my tea and looked in my mug. There was a bunch of teces.

teces by UUUUUU April 15, 2009

fartpussy 

a gay man's asshole

Oooh, look at him. I bet he has a nice, tight fartpussy.

fartpussy by UUUUUU April 4, 2009

gayngry 

The anger gays feel when people stereotype, especially with dumb shit.

You're a lesbian? Do you own a wolf?

No, you asshole! Now I'm gayngry!

gayngry by UUUUUU April 4, 2009