uuuuuu's definitions

cranky cankles

Shin splits or any other leg pain on a fatty.

I've been climbing stairs to drop a few hundred pounds. My cranky cankles are killing me from all the workouts!

by UUUUUU April 18, 2009

jiggalez

A hip-hop loving lesbian.

Da Brat is one cool jiggalez.

by UUUUUU April 4, 2009

shut your diaper

The phrase to use when you want to tell someone to shut up and that they're full of shit at the same time.

Person 1: I'm so exhausted from working so hard on my homework!

Person 2: Shut your diaper!

by UUUUUU April 15, 2009

George Washington Effect

When a girl with very long hair cuts it short above her shoulders and it makes her look like the guy on the one dollar bill.

Why did she cut her hair?? It used to look so good! Now she looks like George Washington!

Damn, the George Washington Effect got her bad.

by UUUUUU April 4, 2009

Graboid

an uncircumcised penis

Did you see that thing? It looked like a graboid.

by UUUUUU April 3, 2009

self-deficacy

The belief you have in yourself to be able to make it home to use the bathroom and not shit yourself or use a public bathroom, even though you have explosive diarrhea.

Uh, dude, you don't look so good. Why don't I pull into this McDonald's and you can use their bathroom?

No way, man. I've got a lot of self-deficacy. Drive me home. I ain't gonna shit in your car. Trust me.

by UUUUUU December 18, 2010

teces

The grounds left in the bottom of a cup of tea. Tea + feces = teces.

I finished my tea and looked in my mug. There was a bunch of teces.

by UUUUUU April 15, 2009