7 definitions by urban skidmarks

cocksnot

when your ejaculation is so powerful it shoots out of a partners nose while giving a blowjob

Dicky came so hard that cocksnot ran out of her nose while she was giving him a blowjob

by urban skidmarks July 14, 2016

spermadol

A medication to cure the not tonight I've got a headache curse

Darling what is that white powder on your manhood?
It's okay love its Spermadol so your not tonight headache will be no more !!!

by urban skidmarks July 14, 2016

tadpole roulette

20 women sit around in a circle and a man stands in the middle and spins around naked and ready for action and where ever he stops the woman has to give him a blowjob till he shoots his load.

Fanny was the winner of tadpole roulette as she got a right mouthful of sperm

by urban skidmarks July 14, 2016

deep heat rodeo

To rub deep heat cream into the toilet seat and wait for a victim to take a shit then all hell breaks loose

Yeehaa!! Deep Heat Rodeo !!!!!

by urban skidmarks September 22, 2017

Shexit

The mix of shit and Brexit

Shexit! This is what happens when you leave monkeys in charge.

by urban skidmarks September 8, 2020

Shexit

The mix of shit and Brexit

Shexit! This is what happens when you leave monkeys in charge.

by urban skidmarks September 8, 2020

northern foghorn

A northern person who finds it incapable of talking without shouting!

Pete you Northern Foghorn can't you talk without shouting you annoying cunt!!!!

by urban skidmarks September 22, 2017