unusu-al's definitions

frog

water and land dwelling (amphibious) creature known for being green, having long hind legs for jumping, and eating bugs by flipping out its sticky tongue at them.

the tongue of a frog is backwards compared to a human's; it is hinged toward the front of the mouth so it can lash out to get bugs. when on land they breathe through their skin.

frogs are a popular choice for dissection because while they aren't as accurate to the human anatomy as monkeys are, they are much cheaper. they are raised expressly for dissection, unlike cow eyes and fetal pigs, both of which are byproducts of the meat industry.

1. i dissected a frog in anatomy.
2. i caught a frog down at the pond!

by unusu-al February 18, 2007

wet computer

stwong bad could not be heoowww today so i will be fiwwing in. my name is homestaww wunnow.

deaw stwong bad. uh, i bewieve i just told you my name is homestaw wunnow?

by unusu-al November 8, 2003

scoop

what ice cream comes in

when in doubt, patrick star goes 4 a scoop of ice cream

by unusu-al November 8, 2003

jazz

a modern (early 1900s) music style characterized by syncopation and dissonance.

contrary to popular belief, jazz is NOT playing any note with any chord. any note played with any chord can be explained. even if it is inexplicable, it just sounds good, which is what's really important.

the cool thing about jazz is that you learn all the rules and guidelines which apply to all the other genres...then you get to break them.

giant steps, though confusing and ultimately dissonant, is a jazz standard.

by unusu-al January 21, 2005

Beowulf

an epic poem about beowulf, the great hero guy who came with a bunch of geats to dane-land and saved hrothgar from grendel by ripping out grendel's arm and thus killing him

beowulf then proceeds 2 kill grendel's mum (who isnt much better) and eventually kills a dragon but this costs him his life b/c he gets slashed in like the jugular

im'a read beowulf cos he ripped a guys arm off

by unusu-al November 8, 2003

Jeeves

name for the stereotypical butler (in movies, tv shows, search engines, etc.)

lol urbandictionary.com says if the example is too short there's a problem w/ the definition

by unusu-al December 7, 2003

sat

test written solely for the purpose of making jr's and sr's in highschool miserable. has caused an entire industry focused around preparation (economic multiplier, perhaps?).

all the good colleges want to see perfect 1600s. because they suck. whoever invented the sat should be drowned in his/her own viscous slime.

holy shit i have to do good on the sat or im fucked because i'm a typical teenager who needs not know all sorts of fancy words.

by unusu-al March 9, 2004