52 definitions by uncle beasley
1,1,1,Trichloroethane, a chemical solvent once found in many aerosols, and it once was found in Scotch Guard..."E(h)" comes from the "eah" sound in the word "Trichloroethane" (Trichloro***e**thane)...E(h) was a fan favorite among Pacifc Northwest gas huffers in the early nineties...
by uncle beasley April 3, 2006
A thin, hollow, glass, tube-shaped device for smoking crack...Sold in Cincinnati with a plastic rose in it, with the "rose" stem through the body of the dipper...As a "flower holder"...I guess...
by uncle beasley April 3, 2006
1. Metaphoric phrase inspired by the path taken by any organ or object inserting the anus, and proceding into the rectum. With the "Dirt Road" obviously referring to fecal matter and the rectal track.
After punishing Tracy's pooter for ten minutes, I flipped her over, face down, spread her cheeks, then finished her off up the ol' dirt road.
by uncle beasley September 4, 2006
The water bong is a smoking device designed for smoking tobacco or(smokable) narcotics (i.e.Marijuana, methamphetamine, rock (or "crack") cocaine, hashish, Di-Methyl Triptamine(DMT), etc.). Water bongs generally have six parts...The smoke tube, the suck tube, the bong (water receptacle), tobacco/drug holder, carb and hand splint. The bong is basically a sealed chamber...To smoke, first the bong is half-filled with water. A tube with a tobacco/drug holder on the end is inserted in the chamber and the water, while another tube with a mouthpiece on the end is also inserted yet remaining above the water level. The tobacco/dope is put onto the tobacco/drug holder, and then lit. The smoker then sucks on the mouthpiece. This depletes air pressure in the chamber, causing the air to travel from the bowl, through the water, into the chamber, then into the lungs, pulling the smoke with it. The water filters and cools the smoke. The smoker usually gets a couple of hits after the chamber is filled up with smoke.
After Connie took a Huge hit off the water bong, she then knocked it over, spilling the bong water all over the sofa and carpet...Sofa smelled like Brick Weed for a month!
by uncle beasley June 28, 2006
Short, attractive female who has at least one noticable eccentrically unique quality about her, which stands out. She is niether fine nor ugly.
by uncle beasley April 3, 2006
Something that is dependable, which has stood the "test of time" and is as good now, as it was in "back in the day"
by uncle beasley April 3, 2006
by uncle beasley April 3, 2006