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53 definitions by uncle beasley

Describes highly potent narcotics.
I copped a teener of some Satan Death meth.
by Uncle Beasley April 03, 2006
To rant incoherantly while under the influence of a stimulant narcotic, such as amphetamines.
On Day Seven of the meth ride, Chester was clucking like a chicken.
by Uncle Beasley April 03, 2006
When a crackhead is walking down the sidewalk in a loopy motion, looking on the ground fer dropped pieces of dope. Like a chicken looking fer seeds to pick at on the ground.
Shee-it, here comes Dominic down the sidewalk, fiendin', with the High Beams on, doin' the Cluck Walk.
by Uncle Beasley April 03, 2006
1. Metaphoric phrase inspired by the path taken by any organ or object inserting the anus, and proceding into the rectum. With the "Dirt Road" obviously referring to fecal matter and the rectal track.
After punishing Tracy's pooter for ten minutes, I flipped her over, face down, spread her cheeks, then finished her off up the ol' dirt road.
by Uncle Beasley September 04, 2006
Something that is dependable, which has stood the "test of time" and is as good now, as it was in "back in the day"
Going against this nickle defense, I'll use the ol' trusty Toss Left...
by Uncle Beasley April 03, 2006
A redneck, a cracker...Someone who finds joy in Nascar, Miller-in-the-can, and illegal fishing.
When you wear that Harley-Davidson bandana over yer head, you look like a cooter billy!
by Uncle Beasley April 03, 2006
A wide, bell-like head of a penis
Bitch sucked on my bell-head 'til I skeeted on her grill
by Uncle Beasley April 03, 2006