2 definitions by uknationalist1995
to pubify: to cast ancient, forbidden and cursed magic to quite literally, turn things directly in to a single quantifiable pube. This magic was first discovered in the beam stream in 2022 but many scholars believe it's origins predate even that. Immense and intensive research is done on a daily basis by the worlds best pubification excavators
by uknationalist1995 September 26, 2022
When Royal Mail employees are so lazy that they expect to deliver parcels late for £10+ per hour otherwise they collectively don't bother turning up to work at all creating the Royal Fail.
Joe: "Yo, Dave, did you get round to buying those creps for your missus?"
Dave: "Nah, mate. Otherwise I'd be waiting over a month for the Royal Fail to deliver them, better to go with UPS"
Dave: "Nah, mate. Otherwise I'd be waiting over a month for the Royal Fail to deliver them, better to go with UPS"
by uknationalist1995 October 1, 2022