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Peas

The viridescent spheroid object consumed in a large quantity, specifically an amount substantial enough to suffuse the surface area of a rectangular platter, by a youthful female Homosapien by means of a brief moment of faceplanting onto the mentioned rectangular platter and fluctuation of the forelimbs.

Please give me-- a whole tray of -- PEAS
Thank you
omnomnomnomnom

google it

by udontknowmeidontknowu April 27, 2021

Young McDonald

Attention citizen, you have stumbled upon forbidden knowledge. Only government officials with area 51 clearance passes are allowed to know the existence of Young McDonald, Cardi A, Pre-Malone, Kanye-East, Kanye-North, Kanye-South, Kanye-Weast, and other mysterious entities. By the time you exit this page, all memories of thee forbidden figures will be erased.

There is no Young McDonald in Ba Sing Se.

by udontknowmeidontknowu February 12, 2021

Star wars

Since The Last jedi came out, the Star Wars community has been pretty divided. Some of them enjoy the Sequel movies while others do not want it in their cannon.

Can we please just divide the Star Wars universe like Star Trek? Split it after Return of the Jedi so we can get the DIsney universe and the Filoniverse or something. Why can't we both get what we want.

by udontknowmeidontknowu January 25, 2021

Dweeb

Like the two virtually synonymous words, Nerd and Geek, this word is used to describe a person with a higher intelligence who enjoys the sci-fi and fantasy genres. Unlike those words, dweeb appears to have a negative connotation, stemming from the word dick-weed. Although the definitions of Nerd and Geek tend to point at each other as being undesirable, this mostly stems from personal preference, and only a few people, such as LeoParade from 2009, fit under the said definition and prefer to be called a dweeb.

You're a dweeb!
Noooooooo! I'm a nerd.

by udontknowmeidontknowu February 26, 2021

General Kenobi

A response that must Imedatly come after someone shouts Hello there, such is The way

"Hello there!" "General Kenobi!"

by udontknowmeidontknowu September 22, 2020

99

1) A true hero of the clone war and savior of Tapoka city
2) The amount of balloons it would take to start a nuclear war

1) 99 died defending Tapoka city only for it to be destroyed by his own brothers
2) This is what we've waited for!

This is it, boys, this is war

The president is on the line

As 99 red balloons go by

by udontknowmeidontknowu August 23, 2021

Bruce Wane

When you don't know how to spell Batman's name.

You: types Bruce Wane in Urban Dictionary
This: pops up
You: Yay, I'm gonna click on this
Random Narrator: It was actually spelled Bruce Wayne.
You: WHO TF SAID THAT?!

by udontknowmeidontknowu January 4, 2021