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Sunglasses at night

good music from the 80's

I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can, so I can
Watch you weave then breathe your story lines
And I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can, so I can
Keep track of the visions in my eyes
While, she's deceiving me
It cuts my security
Has she got control of me?
I turn to her and say
Don't switch the blade on the guy in shades, oh no
Don't masquerade with the guy in shades, oh no
I can't believe it
'Cause you've got it made with the guy in shades, oh no
I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can, so I can
Forget my name while you collect your claim
And I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can, so I can
See the light that's right before my eyes
While she's deceiving me
She cuts my security
Has she got control of me?
I turn to her and say
Don't switch the blade on the guy in shades, oh no
Don't masquerade with the guy in shades, oh no
I can't believe it
Don't be afraid of the guy in shades, oh no
It can't escape you
'Cause you got it made with the guy in shades, oh no
Oh no
I say
I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night
I say it to you now
I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night
I cry to you
I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses

by udontknowmeidontknowu April 6, 2021

The way

The way all things must be. If you are imposter, you kill crewmates. If you are Mandalorian, you don't take off helmet. If you are Star Wars fan, you say "this is the way". If you are manager, you defend world from Karen. If you are Anakin, you hate sand and children. If you don't see your definition when you search it up, you write it again. Any violation of the way will result in being kicked out of the universe.

Bob: "Why do you always say this is the way?"
Dob: "This is the way"
Bob: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

by udontknowmeidontknowu October 26, 2020

Alex

aLeX iS a ShY, qUieT, aNd fReiNDly gUy. iF y0U fInD a Gai nAmeD aLex, Bec0mE fRIenDs wITh tHeM iNstaNtlY, bEcaUSe Th3Y wIl bRiGhTEn yOu'Re dAy.

When the cringe couples write defintions on urban dictionary about each other.

Alex is Alex

by udontknowmeidontknowu November 8, 2021

Amogus

A game where little A-shaped guys mug people, hence the name "Amogus".

A letter A mugged us in Amogus.
That's sus.

by udontknowmeidontknowu November 2, 2021

Bernie sanders

A guy who wears mittens and sits in a chair.

I'm surprised the bernie sanders definition wasn't flooded with memes already.

by udontknowmeidontknowu January 25, 2021

Fives

When a clone reveals a grand conspiracy and dies but urban dictionary doesn't recognize them for it.

come on people lets recognise our fallen hero. F in the chat for Fives.

by udontknowmeidontknowu August 23, 2021

Inside joke

Illegal. Do not make one into an Urban dictionary definition. They are Jokes that only your friends know.

Me: Ima make a definition only my friends will get.

B-B-Birthday party: A place where you hide all the dead bodies.

Urban dictionary: FBI your under arrest dor illegal possession of Inside Jokes.

by udontknowmeidontknowu January 4, 2021