udontknowmeidontknowu's definitions

Inside joke

Illegal. Do not make one into an Urban dictionary definition. They are Jokes that only your friends know.

Me: Ima make a definition only my friends will get.

B-B-Birthday party: A place where you hide all the dead bodies.

Urban dictionary: FBI your under arrest dor illegal possession of Inside Jokes.

by udontknowmeidontknowu January 4, 2021

Fives

When a clone reveals a grand conspiracy and dies but urban dictionary doesn't recognize them for it.

come on people lets recognise our fallen hero. F in the chat for Fives.

by udontknowmeidontknowu August 23, 2021

why are there so many definitions of this

so it looks like I'm the only one making definitions for this word?
:(

why is nobody making definitions of "why are there so many definitions of this"

by udontknowmeidontknowu April 28, 2021

Sunglasses at night

good music from the 80's

I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can, so I can
Watch you weave then breathe your story lines
And I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can, so I can
Keep track of the visions in my eyes
While, she's deceiving me
It cuts my security
Has she got control of me?
I turn to her and say
Don't switch the blade on the guy in shades, oh no
Don't masquerade with the guy in shades, oh no
I can't believe it
'Cause you've got it made with the guy in shades, oh no
I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can, so I can
Forget my name while you collect your claim
And I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can, so I can
See the light that's right before my eyes
While she's deceiving me
She cuts my security
Has she got control of me?
I turn to her and say
Don't switch the blade on the guy in shades, oh no
Don't masquerade with the guy in shades, oh no
I can't believe it
Don't be afraid of the guy in shades, oh no
It can't escape you
'Cause you got it made with the guy in shades, oh no
Oh no
I say
I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night
I say it to you now
I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night
I cry to you
I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses

by udontknowmeidontknowu April 6, 2021

Iceologer

Also known as Chillagers, this fallen army of ice was our last defense against the squid empire. After some mad science experiments by Dr.Dream, the ice army lost the battle of the 2020 mob vote and the newest form of squid, the glow squid, was born. With this powerful new squid, the squid empire is one step closer to world domination. A Minecraft computer once predicted a squid uprising for 2019. Researchers found that the computer short-circuited and predicted the uprising for 1 year too early.

F in the chat for our fallen heroes the iceologers.

by udontknowmeidontknowu November 10, 2020

April 1st

The day George Washington and his men forced some aliens back to their home planet. The weeks leading up to the event were filled with strange occurrences, such as pyramids and crop circles randomly showing up. The battle lasted 30 minutes and although the aliens had better technology, George Washington had more men and was aided by a nearby town who was angry that their crops were being destroyed. Also, it's believed that a time machine arrived mid-battle and dropped off Abraham Lincoln in a tank. After the great battle, many of the soldiers gained the power to generate electricity because of radiation, all the toilet buckets were covered in invisible force fields, and they realized that snakes had moved into their food supply.

And that is why we all celebrate April 1st by electrocuting each other with rings, putting plastic wrap on toilets, and giving each other cans full of rubber snakes.

by udontknowmeidontknowu April 5, 2021

Alex

aLeX iS a ShY, qUieT, aNd fReiNDly gUy. iF y0U fInD a Gai nAmeD aLex, Bec0mE fRIenDs wITh tHeM iNstaNtlY, bEcaUSe Th3Y wIl bRiGhTEn yOu'Re dAy.

When the cringe couples write defintions on urban dictionary about each other.

Alex is Alex

by udontknowmeidontknowu November 8, 2021