udontknowmeidontknowu's definitions

Time travel

A thing that contrary to popular belief, cannot cause paradoxes. The only way you would be able to kill your grandfather would be to kill him after your father was born, in which case you never met him in the first place and that will be how it's always been. In any other case, you are physically unable to, for you will inevitably be stopped or change your mind. When you go back in time, you are only able to do what has already happened.

guy: Ima prevent (Insert unexpected disaster here) from happening
*Boom boom kapow time travel*
guy: the end is nigh!!!
people: haha crazy person

Back to the future and the umbrella academy are still great btw

by udontknowmeidontknowu April 27, 2021

Peas

The viridescent spheroid object consumed in a large quantity, specifically an amount substantial enough to suffuse the surface area of a rectangular platter, by a youthful female Homosapien by means of a brief moment of faceplanting onto the mentioned rectangular platter and fluctuation of the forelimbs.

Please give me-- a whole tray of -- PEAS
Thank you
omnomnomnomnom

google it

by udontknowmeidontknowu April 27, 2021

why are there so many definitions of this

so it looks like I'm the only one making definitions for this word?
:(

why is nobody making definitions of "why are there so many definitions of this"

by udontknowmeidontknowu April 28, 2021

Potato

It iz food

oh look a potato nom nom nom

by udontknowmeidontknowu September 22, 2020

ME

A name I call myself

hello I am me and I exist in this world

by udontknowmeidontknowu September 22, 2020

Hello there

You must immediately respond with General Kenobi or anything related. Such is The way

"Hello there" "General Kenobi!"

by udontknowmeidontknowu September 22, 2020

General Kenobi

A response that must Imedatly come after someone shouts Hello there, such is The way

"Hello there!" "General Kenobi!"

by udontknowmeidontknowu September 22, 2020