udontknowmeidontknowu's definitions

The way

The way all things must be. If you are imposter, you kill crewmates. If you are Mandalorian, you don't take off helmet. If you are Star Wars fan, you say "this is the way". If you are manager, you defend world from Karen. If you are Anakin, you hate sand and children. If you don't see your definition when you search it up, you write it again. Any violation of the way will result in being kicked out of the universe.

Bob: "Why do you always say this is the way?"
Dob: "This is the way"
Bob: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

by udontknowmeidontknowu October 26, 2020

April 1st

The day George Washington and his men forced some aliens back to their home planet. The weeks leading up to the event were filled with strange occurrences, such as pyramids and crop circles randomly showing up. The battle lasted 30 minutes and although the aliens had better technology, George Washington had more men and was aided by a nearby town who was angry that their crops were being destroyed. Also, it's believed that a time machine arrived mid-battle and dropped off Abraham Lincoln in a tank. After the great battle, many of the soldiers gained the power to generate electricity because of radiation, all the toilet buckets were covered in invisible force fields, and they realized that snakes had moved into their food supply.

And that is why we all celebrate April 1st by electrocuting each other with rings, putting plastic wrap on toilets, and giving each other cans full of rubber snakes.

by udontknowmeidontknowu April 5, 2021

Spam

Weird ham

Factory worker 1: This ham is in no way different from other pieces of ham
Factory worker 2: I think it's weird so it's spam now.

by udontknowmeidontknowu May 14, 2021

Mary Sue

The main character of the new Mulan and the Star Wars sequels.

Use The force Rey
Use The Chi Mulan
Use The plot device that makes you stronger than everyone, even if they can also use it, Mary Sue

by udontknowmeidontknowu February 2, 2021

why are there so many definitions of this

It appears nobody has made any more definitions for this sentence, so I made another one.
MAKE MORE PEOPLE!!!!

Why are there so few definitions of 'why are there so many definitions of this'

by udontknowmeidontknowu April 6, 2021

Hello there

You must immediately respond with General Kenobi or anything related. Such is The way

"Hello there" "General Kenobi!"

by udontknowmeidontknowu September 22, 2020

I have an assignment due

Stop procrastinating, unlike me. I should probably do work but actually, it's due in 3 days. I have to rewrite my introduction and first body paragraph because I don't like them. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. I am bored. I don't know what to write. Well, I know what to write for this definition, but not my essay.

I have an assignment due.
Good for you so do I.
Go do your work now.

I should also probably do that.

by udontknowmeidontknowu December 10, 2020