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Friday the 13th

A very unlucky day, especially when it's march and the year is 2020.
My friend: It's Friday the 13th, we're doomed!
Me: Haha

A few hours later
Me: He's right, but it's only for 2 weeks, right?!
1 year later
Me: T-T please... I just want to see my friends

COVID: FOOL, the power of Friday the 13th has given me unlimited power and I shall never die! Bwa hahahaha!
by udontknowmeidontknowu March 18, 2021
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Time travel

A thing that contrary to popular belief, cannot cause paradoxes. The only way you would be able to kill your grandfather would be to kill him after your father was born, in which case you never met him in the first place and that will be how it's always been. In any other case, you are physically unable to, for you will inevitably be stopped or change your mind. When you go back in time, you are only able to do what has already happened.
guy: Ima prevent (Insert unexpected disaster here) from happening
*Boom boom kapow time travel*
guy: the end is nigh!!!
people: haha crazy person

Back to the future and the umbrella academy are still great btw
by udontknowmeidontknowu April 27, 2021
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Star Wars sequels

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Controversial movies that caused a civil war in the Star Wars fandom. One side claims the other is sexist for not liking the main character Rey for being an uninteresting character. This is untrue because there are many interesting female Star Wars characters, including but not limited to Bo Katan, Mira Jade, Leia Organa, Sabine Wren, Hera Syndulla, Assaj Ventris, Barris Offee, Mon Mothma, Jyn Urso, Padme Amidalla, etc. However, all are entitled to their own opinion. I personally think Disney should just pull a Star Trek and have multiple different cannons. Ok sorry for angering you sequels fan have a nice day.
Person: but the Star Wars sequels are good
Me: *visible stress* yea... sure
by udontknowmeidontknowu December 8, 2020
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Mars

The second planet humans will inhabit, we just need to build a giant electromagnet to get rid of the radiation. It's manifest destiny, but this time let's not enslave, murder, and do countless other unspeakable acts to any martian natives we find.
year: 2130
Guy: Ima go to the beach
Guy 2: ok but don't forget your tetanus shot
Guy: oh right we're on Mars, and iron sand, haha!
by udontknowmeidontknowu March 5, 2021
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Spam

Factory worker 1: This ham is in no way different from other pieces of ham
Factory worker 2: I think it's weird so it's spam now.
by udontknowmeidontknowu May 14, 2021
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Potato

It iz food
by udontknowmeidontknowu September 22, 2020
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e is a letter in the alphabet

It is. Don't try to deny it.
by udontknowmeidontknowu March 16, 2021
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