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April 1st

The day George Washington and his men forced some aliens back to their home planet. The weeks leading up to the event were filled with strange occurrences, such as pyramids and crop circles randomly showing up. The battle lasted 30 minutes and although the aliens had better technology, George Washington had more men and was aided by a nearby town who was angry that their crops were being destroyed. Also, it's believed that a time machine arrived mid-battle and dropped off Abraham Lincoln in a tank. After the great battle, many of the soldiers gained the power to generate electricity because of radiation, all the toilet buckets were covered in invisible force fields, and they realized that snakes had moved into their food supply.

And that is why we all celebrate April 1st by electrocuting each other with rings, putting plastic wrap on toilets, and giving each other cans full of rubber snakes.

by udontknowmeidontknowu April 5, 2021

Young McDonald

Attention citizen, you have stumbled upon forbidden knowledge. Only government officials with area 51 clearance passes are allowed to know the existence of Young McDonald, Cardi A, Pre-Malone, Kanye-East, Kanye-North, Kanye-South, Kanye-Weast, and other mysterious entities. By the time you exit this page, all memories of thee forbidden figures will be erased.

There is no Young McDonald in Ba Sing Se.

by udontknowmeidontknowu February 12, 2021

Peas

The viridescent spheroid object consumed in a large quantity, specifically an amount substantial enough to suffuse the surface area of a rectangular platter, by a youthful female Homosapien by means of a brief moment of faceplanting onto the mentioned rectangular platter and fluctuation of the forelimbs.

Please give me-- a whole tray of -- PEAS
Thank you
omnomnomnomnom

google it

by udontknowmeidontknowu April 27, 2021

uʍop ǝpᴉsdn

ɐᴉlɐɹʇsn∀ (Ɛ

ɹǝʎɐlɟ puᴉɯ

ǝɥʇ ɹo uoƃɹoƃoɯǝp ǝɥʇ sɐ ɥɔns sɹǝʇsuoɯ ɥʇᴉʍ pǝllᴉɟ puɐ 'ʞɹɐp 'ploɔ ʇnq sɹno ǝʞᴉl sʞool ʇɐɥʇ uoᴉsuǝɯᴉp lǝllɐɹɐԀ ∀ (ᄅ

ǝq plnoɥs doʇ ǝɥʇ ǝɹǝɥʍ sᴉ ɯoʇʇoq ǝɥʇ uǝɥM (Ɩ

¡¡¡uʍop ǝpᴉsdn ǝɥʇ uᴉ pǝddɐɹʇ ɯ,I dlǝɥ ʎpoqǝɯoS

by udontknowmeidontknowu February 9, 2021

The Truman show

YOU may not have heard about the Truman show. so basically there's this TV studio and they ARE creating this entire fictional world for this one guy named Truman. Truman has no idea he's IN A TV SHOW and his entire world is a high-tech dome in Hollywood. Eventually, actors slipping up, and some technology malfunctioning convince him to TRY TO ESCAPE. It turns out that HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE ARE ROOTING FOR him, but few were ever able to get into the dome. If YOU hadn't known what the movie was before, now you have.

In the Truman show, the exit is at the edge of the dome, a few miles across the water.

by udontknowmeidontknowu March 8, 2021

Demogorgan

A humanoid predator from the uʍop ǝpᴉsdn who can sense blood and in rare cases, specifically the Demogorgon in season 1 of stranger things, have powers such as telekinesis and can open small temporary portals between dimensions. the Demogorgon starts its life as a small, innocent-looking slug, but it soon grows, gaining 4 legs, a flower-like mouth, a bigger body, and then finally, standing upright. During the second to last stage, they are called "Demodogs" due to their pack-like behavior during this stage. The Demogorgon's biggest weakness is heat, due to it being under the control of the dust-based superorganism known as the Mindflayer.

Oh no, the Demogorgan took Barb

by udontknowmeidontknowu February 9, 2021

I have an assignment due

Stop procrastinating, unlike me. I should probably do work but actually, it's due in 3 days. I have to rewrite my introduction and first body paragraph because I don't like them. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. I am bored. I don't know what to write. Well, I know what to write for this definition, but not my essay.

I have an assignment due.
Good for you so do I.
Go do your work now.

I should also probably do that.

by udontknowmeidontknowu December 10, 2020