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I have an assignment due

Stop procrastinating, unlike me. I should probably do work but actually, it's due in 3 days. I have to rewrite my introduction and first body paragraph because I don't like them. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. I am bored. I don't know what to write. Well, I know what to write for this definition, but not my essay.

I have an assignment due.
Good for you so do I.
Go do your work now.

I should also probably do that.

by udontknowmeidontknowu December 10, 2020

Time travel

A thing that contrary to popular belief, cannot cause paradoxes. The only way you would be able to kill your grandfather would be to kill him after your father was born, in which case you never met him in the first place and that will be how it's always been. In any other case, you are physically unable to, for you will inevitably be stopped or change your mind. When you go back in time, you are only able to do what has already happened.

guy: Ima prevent (Insert unexpected disaster here) from happening
*Boom boom kapow time travel*
guy: the end is nigh!!!
people: haha crazy person

Back to the future and the umbrella academy are still great btw

by udontknowmeidontknowu April 27, 2021

Iceologer

Also known as Chillagers, this fallen army of ice was our last defense against the squid empire. After some mad science experiments by Dr.Dream, the ice army lost the battle of the 2020 mob vote and the newest form of squid, the glow squid, was born. With this powerful new squid, the squid empire is one step closer to world domination. A Minecraft computer once predicted a squid uprising for 2019. Researchers found that the computer short-circuited and predicted the uprising for 1 year too early.

F in the chat for our fallen heroes the iceologers.

by udontknowmeidontknowu November 10, 2020

Young McDonald

Attention citizen, you have stumbled upon forbidden knowledge. Only government officials with area 51 clearance passes are allowed to know the existence of Young McDonald, Cardi A, Pre-Malone, Kanye-East, Kanye-North, Kanye-South, Kanye-Weast, and other mysterious entities. By the time you exit this page, all memories of thee forbidden figures will be erased.

There is no Young McDonald in Ba Sing Se.

by udontknowmeidontknowu February 12, 2021

Mars

The second planet humans will inhabit, we just need to build a giant electromagnet to get rid of the radiation. It's manifest destiny, but this time let's not enslave, murder, and do countless other unspeakable acts to any martian natives we find.

year: 2130
Guy: Ima go to the beach
Guy 2: ok but don't forget your tetanus shot
Guy: oh right we're on Mars, and iron sand, haha!

by udontknowmeidontknowu March 5, 2021

Spam

Weird ham

Factory worker 1: This ham is in no way different from other pieces of ham
Factory worker 2: I think it's weird so it's spam now.

by udontknowmeidontknowu May 14, 2021

Star wars

Since The Last jedi came out, the Star Wars community has been pretty divided. Some of them enjoy the Sequel movies while others do not want it in their cannon.

Can we please just divide the Star Wars universe like Star Trek? Split it after Return of the Jedi so we can get the DIsney universe and the Filoniverse or something. Why can't we both get what we want.

by udontknowmeidontknowu January 25, 2021