udontknowmeidontknowu's definitions

Friday the 13th

A very unlucky day, especially when it's march and the year is 2020.

My friend: It's Friday the 13th, we're doomed!
Me: Haha

A few hours later
Me: He's right, but it's only for 2 weeks, right?!
1 year later
Me: T-T please... I just want to see my friends

COVID: FOOL, the power of Friday the 13th has given me unlimited power and I shall never die! Bwa hahahaha!

by udontknowmeidontknowu March 18, 2021

Time travel

A thing that contrary to popular belief, cannot cause paradoxes. The only way you would be able to kill your grandfather would be to kill him after your father was born, in which case you never met him in the first place and that will be how it's always been. In any other case, you are physically unable to, for you will inevitably be stopped or change your mind. When you go back in time, you are only able to do what has already happened.

guy: Ima prevent (Insert unexpected disaster here) from happening
*Boom boom kapow time travel*
guy: the end is nigh!!!
people: haha crazy person

Back to the future and the umbrella academy are still great btw

by udontknowmeidontknowu April 27, 2021

I have an assignment due

Stop procrastinating, unlike me. I should probably do work but actually, it's due in 3 days. I have to rewrite my introduction and first body paragraph because I don't like them. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. I am bored. I don't know what to write. Well, I know what to write for this definition, but not my essay.

I have an assignment due.
Good for you so do I.
Go do your work now.

I should also probably do that.

by udontknowmeidontknowu December 10, 2020

Demogorgan

A humanoid predator from the uʍop ǝpᴉsdn who can sense blood and in rare cases, specifically the Demogorgon in season 1 of stranger things, have powers such as telekinesis and can open small temporary portals between dimensions. the Demogorgon starts its life as a small, innocent-looking slug, but it soon grows, gaining 4 legs, a flower-like mouth, a bigger body, and then finally, standing upright. During the second to last stage, they are called "Demodogs" due to their pack-like behavior during this stage. The Demogorgon's biggest weakness is heat, due to it being under the control of the dust-based superorganism known as the Mindflayer.

Oh no, the Demogorgan took Barb

by udontknowmeidontknowu February 9, 2021

The way

The way all things must be. If you are imposter, you kill crewmates. If you are Mandalorian, you don't take off helmet. If you are Star Wars fan, you say "this is the way". If you are manager, you defend world from Karen. If you are Anakin, you hate sand and children. If you don't see your definition when you search it up, you write it again. Any violation of the way will result in being kicked out of the universe.

Bob: "Why do you always say this is the way?"
Dob: "This is the way"
Bob: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

by udontknowmeidontknowu October 26, 2020

Iceologer

Also known as Chillagers, this fallen army of ice was our last defense against the squid empire. After some mad science experiments by Dr.Dream, the ice army lost the battle of the 2020 mob vote and the newest form of squid, the glow squid, was born. With this powerful new squid, the squid empire is one step closer to world domination. A Minecraft computer once predicted a squid uprising for 2019. Researchers found that the computer short-circuited and predicted the uprising for 1 year too early.

F in the chat for our fallen heroes the iceologers.

by udontknowmeidontknowu November 10, 2020

Spam

Weird ham

Factory worker 1: This ham is in no way different from other pieces of ham
Factory worker 2: I think it's weird so it's spam now.

by udontknowmeidontknowu May 14, 2021