udontknowmeidontknowu's definitions

The way

The way all things must be. If you are imposter, you kill crewmates. If you are Mandalorian, you don't take off helmet. If you are Star Wars fan, you say "this is the way". If you are manager, you defend world from Karen. If you are Anakin, you hate sand and children. If you don't see your definition when you search it up, you write it again. Any violation of the way will result in being kicked out of the universe.

Bob: "Why do you always say this is the way?"
Dob: "This is the way"
Bob: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

by udontknowmeidontknowu October 26, 2020

Iceologer

Also known as Chillagers, this fallen army of ice was our last defense against the squid empire. After some mad science experiments by Dr.Dream, the ice army lost the battle of the 2020 mob vote and the newest form of squid, the glow squid, was born. With this powerful new squid, the squid empire is one step closer to world domination. A Minecraft computer once predicted a squid uprising for 2019. Researchers found that the computer short-circuited and predicted the uprising for 1 year too early.

F in the chat for our fallen heroes the iceologers.

by udontknowmeidontknowu November 10, 2020

Alex

aLeX iS a ShY, qUieT, aNd fReiNDly gUy. iF y0U fInD a Gai nAmeD aLex, Bec0mE fRIenDs wITh tHeM iNstaNtlY, bEcaUSe Th3Y wIl bRiGhTEn yOu'Re dAy.

When the cringe couples write defintions on urban dictionary about each other.

Alex is Alex

by udontknowmeidontknowu November 8, 2021

Avatar

A word where the top google result is disappointingly about the tall smurfs from mars and not the glowing elemental child who saves the world.

Get your priorities straight google! Avatar is better than Avatar so it should be first, even if it has 4 extra words.

by udontknowmeidontknowu June 17, 2021

uʍop ǝpᴉsdn

ɐᴉlɐɹʇsn∀ (Ɛ

ɹǝʎɐlɟ puᴉɯ

ǝɥʇ ɹo uoƃɹoƃoɯǝp ǝɥʇ sɐ ɥɔns sɹǝʇsuoɯ ɥʇᴉʍ pǝllᴉɟ puɐ 'ʞɹɐp 'ploɔ ʇnq sɹno ǝʞᴉl sʞool ʇɐɥʇ uoᴉsuǝɯᴉp lǝllɐɹɐԀ ∀ (ᄅ

ǝq plnoɥs doʇ ǝɥʇ ǝɹǝɥʍ sᴉ ɯoʇʇoq ǝɥʇ uǝɥM (Ɩ

¡¡¡uʍop ǝpᴉsdn ǝɥʇ uᴉ pǝddɐɹʇ ɯ,I dlǝɥ ʎpoqǝɯoS

by udontknowmeidontknowu February 9, 2021

Mars

The second planet humans will inhabit, we just need to build a giant electromagnet to get rid of the radiation. It's manifest destiny, but this time let's not enslave, murder, and do countless other unspeakable acts to any martian natives we find.

year: 2130
Guy: Ima go to the beach
Guy 2: ok but don't forget your tetanus shot
Guy: oh right we're on Mars, and iron sand, haha!

by udontknowmeidontknowu March 5, 2021

Spam

Weird ham

Factory worker 1: This ham is in no way different from other pieces of ham
Factory worker 2: I think it's weird so it's spam now.

by udontknowmeidontknowu May 14, 2021