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Mary Sue

The main character of the new Mulan and the Star Wars sequels.

Use The force Rey
Use The Chi Mulan
Use The plot device that makes you stronger than everyone, even if they can also use it, Mary Sue

by udontknowmeidontknowu February 2, 2021

why are there so many definitions of this

It appears nobody has made any more definitions for this sentence, so I made another one.
MAKE MORE PEOPLE!!!!

Why are there so few definitions of 'why are there so many definitions of this'

by udontknowmeidontknowu April 6, 2021

Alex

aLeX iS a ShY, qUieT, aNd fReiNDly gUy. iF y0U fInD a Gai nAmeD aLex, Bec0mE fRIenDs wITh tHeM iNstaNtlY, bEcaUSe Th3Y wIl bRiGhTEn yOu'Re dAy.

When the cringe couples write defintions on urban dictionary about each other.

Alex is Alex

by udontknowmeidontknowu November 8, 2021

April 1st

The day George Washington and his men forced some aliens back to their home planet. The weeks leading up to the event were filled with strange occurrences, such as pyramids and crop circles randomly showing up. The battle lasted 30 minutes and although the aliens had better technology, George Washington had more men and was aided by a nearby town who was angry that their crops were being destroyed. Also, it's believed that a time machine arrived mid-battle and dropped off Abraham Lincoln in a tank. After the great battle, many of the soldiers gained the power to generate electricity because of radiation, all the toilet buckets were covered in invisible force fields, and they realized that snakes had moved into their food supply.

And that is why we all celebrate April 1st by electrocuting each other with rings, putting plastic wrap on toilets, and giving each other cans full of rubber snakes.

by udontknowmeidontknowu April 5, 2021

Spam

Weird ham

Factory worker 1: This ham is in no way different from other pieces of ham
Factory worker 2: I think it's weird so it's spam now.

by udontknowmeidontknowu May 14, 2021

uʍop ǝpᴉsdn

ɐᴉlɐɹʇsn∀ (Ɛ

ɹǝʎɐlɟ puᴉɯ

ǝɥʇ ɹo uoƃɹoƃoɯǝp ǝɥʇ sɐ ɥɔns sɹǝʇsuoɯ ɥʇᴉʍ pǝllᴉɟ puɐ 'ʞɹɐp 'ploɔ ʇnq sɹno ǝʞᴉl sʞool ʇɐɥʇ uoᴉsuǝɯᴉp lǝllɐɹɐԀ ∀ (ᄅ

ǝq plnoɥs doʇ ǝɥʇ ǝɹǝɥʍ sᴉ ɯoʇʇoq ǝɥʇ uǝɥM (Ɩ

¡¡¡uʍop ǝpᴉsdn ǝɥʇ uᴉ pǝddɐɹʇ ɯ,I dlǝɥ ʎpoqǝɯoS

by udontknowmeidontknowu February 9, 2021

Mars

The second planet humans will inhabit, we just need to build a giant electromagnet to get rid of the radiation. It's manifest destiny, but this time let's not enslave, murder, and do countless other unspeakable acts to any martian natives we find.

year: 2130
Guy: Ima go to the beach
Guy 2: ok but don't forget your tetanus shot
Guy: oh right we're on Mars, and iron sand, haha!

by udontknowmeidontknowu March 5, 2021