3 definitions by ud_i2
by ud_i2 January 3, 2023
When your customer and/or employer (both typically in Michigan) collect lots of information about you and outsource scamming you to Indian call centers, local police, and the judiciary system. Typically executed over the holidays, the after math tends to drag on till the next half of the year.
Dude 1 (typically a recipient of the scam steals): Bro, how was your Christmas vacation this year? I went to Hawaii, Mexico , Arizona and Maui! I celebrated christmas with my family - I had great dinners - I had bacon and steak and cake! it was awesome!
Dude 2: It sucked man, I got stuck in a Michigan Pothole... I even peed myself in my pants on the street before I could get out...
Dude 1: ohhhh duuuuuude.... shiiiiiiit..... reallyyyyyyy??? ooooh thats toooo baaaad.... you should've gone to Hawaii, Mexico, Arizona and Maui !
Dude 2: It sucked man, I got stuck in a Michigan Pothole... I even peed myself in my pants on the street before I could get out...
Dude 1: ohhhh duuuuuude.... shiiiiiiit..... reallyyyyyyy??? ooooh thats toooo baaaad.... you should've gone to Hawaii, Mexico, Arizona and Maui !
by ud_i2 May 4, 2018
Desperate to be viewed as a hotshot, portrays himself to be a helpful person who has made it in life, but fails you when he could actually help and later apologizes for it. Self-proclaimed expert in "reading between lines" and a scumbag, who bullies little kids and has deep seated mommy issues.
New guy at work: The boss is such a hotshot! He is sporting the latest apple watch and a swanky new BMW!
Seasoned co-worker: Oh wait till he pulls off a shreyas on you and your kids.
New guy: oh what does that mean?
Seasoned co-worker: Look it up on Urban Dictionary.
Dude1: I can't understand what this piece of text says.
Dude2: Maybe you don't understand because you can't read between the lines - try finding a Shreyas, the self-proclaimed between the lines reader.
Dude1: oh where can I find a shreyas?
Dude2: in his bmw, reading between all the lines on his latest iphone
Seasoned co-worker: Oh wait till he pulls off a shreyas on you and your kids.
New guy: oh what does that mean?
Seasoned co-worker: Look it up on Urban Dictionary.
Dude1: I can't understand what this piece of text says.
Dude2: Maybe you don't understand because you can't read between the lines - try finding a Shreyas, the self-proclaimed between the lines reader.
Dude1: oh where can I find a shreyas?
Dude2: in his bmw, reading between all the lines on his latest iphone
by ud_i2 May 15, 2018