tt's definitions

fat fuck

A dangerous combination of massive obesity and stupidity.

Try losing some weight you fat fuck.

by tt April 2, 2003

doom2

Best video game ever created.

I just started playing doom2 again using a program I downloaded from www.zdaemon.org

by tt January 2, 2005

puffed up crow's cock

One who thinks that he can put the whoop shit on someone who he cannot. See also whoop shit.

On my worst day I can beat the stuffin' out of you, you puffed up crow's cock.

by TT October 14, 2003

Fat Sac

A water filled bag used to add ballast to boats in order to produce a larger wake. This enables wakeboarders to get more air.

The Fat Sac ads up to 600 pounds of weight to your boat.

by TT September 12, 2003

saggers

We all hate that fuckin slag saggers

SAGGERS! Ho ha ha!

by TT March 27, 2004

cheesewank

When you wank using a hole in a piece of cheese. Only gayboys do it, so it is used as an insult.

You cheesewank!

by TT March 17, 2004

Weav-it-up

"Weav" is verb meaning to eat large quantities of food in order to satisfy a seemingly never ending appetite. Coined after our friend Tom Weaver, the 6'4" mountain man who is constantly eating. Suprisingly he is not as overweight as you might think (about 210 lb). "Weav" can be used when anyone is eating more than they should be, either in quantity or frequency. A classic example (and often practiced by the namesake) is Tom's habit of eating dinner before going out to dinner. He will fire up a bowl of pasta, and grill a chicken breast, consume both and then head out the door with the gang on the way to dinner. 30 minutes later he is sitting down to the same dinner that everyone else is. You have to see it to believe it. One final thought, he almost always has a sandwich in his pocket, just in case!

Jeez Bob, you really weaved it up at the pizza place last night. I have never seen anyone eat a large pizza all by themselves. And you ordered a 2nd for takeout!

by TT November 13, 2004