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2 definitions by toplad2012

 
1.
Wilko (Dirived from the name of the England Rugby star Jonny Wilkinson) Is a term used for taking a poo. This is because of the stance he takes when he is about to kick the ball, hands grasped legs slightly bent like hes forcing out a fat one.
Courgh someones layed a stonken Wilko in the bog!

Or. I'm off for a wilko, think it was that Rojan Josh!!
by toplad2012 May 14, 2012
 
2.
Joaquin (pronounced Wa-keen) A slang term used in the South of England for flatulents or farting.
Shaun just cracked a stinking Joaquin.

Or. somethings smells, who Joaqined ?
by toplad2012 May 14, 2012