19 definitions by tophieCC
when you tuck your testicles back just like a bulldog or whatever you wana call it but you also stretch your penis back where its supposed to be with your nuts still tucked and the penis is so over stretched its bright red and it resembles rudolph the red-nosed reindeer.
I know its not christmas time but lets just say that rudolph the red-nosed reindeer has been visiting me.
by tophieCC March 12, 2010
I was totally stoked when she said she'd suck my beanis.
Oscar,no one wants to see your shriveled beanis.
In my gym class I can always smell my friends beanis.
Oscar,no one wants to see your shriveled beanis.
In my gym class I can always smell my friends beanis.
by tophieCC April 18, 2011
the lines starting from your hip bones and they curve in thus forming your breath taking coochie.....in a good or bad way.
by tophieCC September 27, 2009
Referring to when you stick your first two fingers in someone's anus and leave your thumb out on the cheek and start to squeez your thumb and first two fingers at the same time so your two fingers are massaging the inside of the persons anus and the thumb is massaging their buttcheek as well, thus resembling a trigger of a gun being pulled.
Bro, last night Johny was pullin' the trigger non stop!
Yo Dad, your pullin' the trigger like a pro!
I even practice pullin' the trigger with my step sister!
Yo Dad, your pullin' the trigger like a pro!
I even practice pullin' the trigger with my step sister!
by tophieCC July 7, 2011
when you hold in so many farts and they DONT go away so when you finally let it out its like 2 minutes long of a long,loud fart but it has absolutely NO SMELL AT ALL becasue its 100 percent air.
by tophieCC February 12, 2009
slang term for homosexual gingers for having unprotected anal sex with whoever needs to release and beCOME.
Marco got his mom to lactate in my tapioca pudding without me noticing and I ate it so to get back at him I convinced him to go grocery shopping with my gay ginger friend conner. Little did he know that the only thing they picked up from the grocery store was mayonaise,hot dogs,and a rubber chicken. Marco was confused as to why they went to a motel room. Lets just say the next day he woke up and looked like his penis either went for a ride in the rectum of a bloody babboon or his penis crashed into a red ant pile in the rain because his penis was caked in chunky crap and it had more dots on it then a winning grannys bingo card. Looks like hes guna have to go down the hand lotion isle for awile or at least the genital warts isle and feathered penis isle.
by tophieCC April 21, 2010
when a person, most of the time a girl, has soo much cellulite on their upper legs that when exposed in shorts the cellulite looks like a vagina.
I wonder how many rings she has around her vagina jelly.
That girl is getting pretty chunky,shes starting to sprout vagina jelly.
I'm pretty sure she could fit a phat stack of pennies in her vagina jelly.
Dude have you ever tried to "get sum" of her vagina jelly?
Dude no,its probably like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
Her vagina jelly resembles boiling tomato soup.
That girl is getting pretty chunky,shes starting to sprout vagina jelly.
I'm pretty sure she could fit a phat stack of pennies in her vagina jelly.
Dude have you ever tried to "get sum" of her vagina jelly?
Dude no,its probably like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
Her vagina jelly resembles boiling tomato soup.
by tophieCC September 3, 2009