12 definitions by toolguru

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An individual who justifies his/her actions by quoting Bible passages. They often reject scientific evidence, pass judgement on others, and have a know-it-all attitude. Most have lost the ability to think critically.
As our Biology teacher showed us pictures of Lucy, a fairly well-preserved Australeopithicus fossil and tried to explain how she had characteristics of both extinct primates and some current primates such as apes, chimpanzees, and humans, some Bible thumper in the back of the room yelled out "We din't come from no monkeys!"
#evolution #ignorance #ignorant #religion #bible
by toolguru October 25, 2007
That guy who makes us shake our head in disbelief but at the same time makes us feel better about ourselves since we are not him.
"Jake just spent $80 buying those hot chick shots and then they walked off with those other guys!" "He's such a tool!"

#tool box #tool-box #dousche #dousche-bag #doofis
by toolguru October 23, 2007
A person who walks around with their blue tooth on and has extremely loud conversations in public, seemingly enjoying sharing their business with strangers.
"It was bad enough I had to wait in line for 20 minutes, let alone having to hear some blue tool behind me yapping away!"
#tool #bluetool #motor-mouth #yapper #annoyance
by toolguru October 25, 2007
In a group of girls, the one who feels responsible for her friends. She often will push away guys and or pull away her friends from guys physically. She is usually either fat, ugly, annoying or all of the above. (Can be used as a noun or a verb)
I spent like $100 on drinks from this hot chick in a Vegas club and as we were heading up to my room, I got mother-henned out of nowhere! The nerve of the fat bitch!

Allright, guys, we need one of you to occupy the mother hen for a bit while I lead this chick out the dance floor!
#hen #mother #annoying #bitch #fat #ugly #hater
by toolguru September 26, 2008
A tool used by the Republicans to try to win female votes that would have gone to Hillary. What the women who vote for her don't realize, though, is that she is the complete opposite of Hillary on the political spectrum. Sarah Palin wants to make even rape victims or women whose baby may kill them still have it. She also wants to ban the sale of condoms and preach abstinence in schools instead of safe sex. BRILLIANT!
I don't agree with any of her policies, but I may vote for Sarah Palin because she looks decent for politician. Around February or March, I will regret it though when I realize what she has been doing to our country and my wallet!
#vice president #politics #corny jokes #pitbull #stupid
by toolguru September 26, 2008
A potentially dangerous, yet at the same time hilarious and mostly unintentional maneuver in which an individual who has inhaled too much nitrous oxide suddenly keels over mid-laugh and begins to unawaredly mimic a fish out of water.
Mikey Nitrous brought a tank to the bachelor party and 3 dudes pulled a sloppy fish.
#nitrous #nitrous oxide #laughing #laughing gas #party #whip cream #tailgate #inhale #fun
by toolguru January 29, 2008
A spanish slang word that translates to a softer version of "Fuck!" The word "madre" translates to "mother", but "madres" can be used to express exclamation in a less offensive way than the English version of "Fuck!"

Example: "Tenemos la tarea esta noche?, Madres!"
translation= "We have homework tonight? Crap!"
#mother #madre #fuck #damn #crap #darn #geez
by toolguru November 16, 2007
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