madres

A spanish slang word that translates to a softer version of "Fuck!" The word "madre" translates to "mother", but "madres" can be used to express exclamation in a less offensive way than the English version of "Fuck!"
Example: "Tenemos la tarea esta noche?, Madres!"
translation= "We have homework tonight? Crap!"
by toolguru December 15, 2007
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penomach

the male counterpart to the vagomach-- the flabby area beneath the belly button of a man's beer belly
I need to switch to Miller Lite because the Miller has caused me to develop a penomach.
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Sarah Palin

A tool used by the Republicans to try to win female votes that would have gone to Hillary. What the women who vote for her don't realize, though, is that she is the complete opposite of Hillary on the political spectrum. Sarah Palin wants to make even rape victims or women whose baby may kill them still have it. She also wants to ban the sale of condoms and preach abstinence in schools instead of safe sex. BRILLIANT!
I don't agree with any of her policies, but I may vote for Sarah Palin because she looks decent for politician. Around February or March, I will regret it though when I realize what she has been doing to our country and my wallet!
by toolguru January 13, 2009
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tool

That guy who makes us shake our head in disbelief but at the same time makes us feel better about ourselves since we are not him.
"Jake just spent $80 buying those hot chick shots and then they walked off with those other guys!" "He's such a tool!"
by toolguru January 05, 2009
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