31 definitions by tony ramone
Horrible, horrible president. Only got where he was b/c of his father, lied about WMD reports (where half his cabinet said were fake before the war started) to start a war when we had to catch a person who was actually a THREAT to us. Has "immoral" values and brings them up when ever someone brings up Iraq or the economy. Could have easily stopped 9/11, Clinton told him Bin Laden was plotting to attack when he left office (leaving him as 1 of the 3 biggest threats) Killed the economy, between CHina, his tax cuts and 9/11 (his fault) caused. Promotes people who screw up. Drove many oil businesses into the ground. Is an alchoholic. Does not know the definition of keep church and state separate. Is a draft dodger. Does not know anything about wars. Underfunds his war he started. One of the worst presidents ever.
"Fired for giving faulty intelligence about a war, have a medal!"
"Lets see, my secretary of state quit b/c no one listened to him, I think his position should be taken by the person who ignored 9/11"
"Lets see, my secretary of state quit b/c no one listened to him, I think his position should be taken by the person who ignored 9/11"
by tony ramone July 13, 2005
by tony ramone June 19, 2005
When you are a drug addict, you start out with small drugs (pot, beer) and "graduate' to higher ones. (cocaine, heroin, LSD)
(assuming junky lives in trailer park, 80% chance)
"Hey mom! I graduated today" (passes out)
"WHERE'S MY FUCKING CIGARETTES"
"Hey mom! I graduated today" (passes out)
"WHERE'S MY FUCKING CIGARETTES"
by tony ramone July 13, 2005
by tony ramone June 18, 2005
Man, i had some good oral pleasure from Paris Hilton las night. But i also got AIDS, so it evens out.
by tony ramone June 20, 2005
by tony ramone June 27, 2005
by tony ramone June 20, 2005