tony's definitions

co captains

when these two people named tony and dan, go to each others house's and get wasted like fucks

Dan and I are co-captains.

by Tony January 27, 2005

man chowder

semen, cum, jizz, baby batter, etc

i gave that lovely young ho a taste of my hot man chowder.

by tony July 17, 2006

Fizzed

To consume alcohol faster than the liver can process it; to get drunk.

Let's get together and get fizzed all night.

by Tony February 3, 2005

pool rack full of afro hair

a female hippie protestor's nether region. the pube patch is so thick, it resembles a pool rack stuffed with afro hair. also known as an earth-mama muff.

i was gonna go down on Moonbeam last night until i saw her getting out of the shower with that pool rack full of afro hair.

by tony August 30, 2004

feuer frei

One of Rammstein's kick-ass songs, along with Du Hast and Sonne. Sadly used as a publicity stunt for a Vin Diesel movie.

Don't buy or rent xXx just to see Rammstein in it, buy Rammstein's "Lichtenhaus" DVD. It has all their music videos and some live performances.

by Tony March 13, 2004

nickel navigator

shitty ass cheap car

Joe Dirt drives a nickel navigator

by tony January 8, 2004

bring it

for one to invite you to come forth

bring it bitch

by Tony June 16, 2003