tony's definitions

nt

This word is very popular in online gaming nowadays.This abbrieviation simply means:

Nice try.

In Counter-strike:
You and an opponent are left.You get shot in the face,but did a lot of damage to the opponent,almost killing him.
Teammate#1: OMG you noob!
Teammate#2: SHUT UP!nt man
You: Thank you..

by Tony August 26, 2004

F.A.P.S.

acronym for: Fiery Anal-Piss Symdrome.
known in some circles as the most god awful form of diarrhea.

when you blow out your bowels in such a way it resembles piss coming from your asshole. there are usually no chunks present when you have the F.A.P.S., but there is an extreme burning sensation when finished.

I think i ate a bad clam or something yesterday, i can't get off the pot because of the F.A.P.S.

by tony August 12, 2004

dogs

Commonly known as a cigarette. Dogs, refers to cigarettes. Mainly used in South Australia as well as parts of Melbourne. Also can be reffered to as Pup or Puppy. However, word can be used to excession, and can tend to annoy the average being. The question is...have you got any?

I was just wondering, have you got any dogs?
What kind you got?
I really need a dog!
Lets go have a dog!
Lets go looch up a pup!
Looch me a dog.
Lets stop and buy some puppies.

by Tony April 20, 2005

aram

the best and brightest name u can have in the world , aram is the name that is given only to gods...a god in bed, a god with friends, a god in every field

damn man! ur a real aram

by tony April 23, 2003

hosed

to be intoxicated. to be drunk to the point of memory loss and the possibily of pissing the bed becomes high.

If we drink all these 40's we're gonna be hosed.

by Tony April 3, 2005

co captains

when these two people named tony and dan, go to each others house's and get wasted like fucks

Dan and I are co-captains.

by Tony January 27, 2005

pool rack full of afro hair

a female hippie protestor's nether region. the pube patch is so thick, it resembles a pool rack stuffed with afro hair. also known as an earth-mama muff.

i was gonna go down on Moonbeam last night until i saw her getting out of the shower with that pool rack full of afro hair.

by tony August 30, 2004