266 definitions by tony

one's arse has been split open due to excessive rammage in the back entry.
can apply to both male and female
i cant sit down cuz me ring is torn

"alright split arse?"
by Tony January 08, 2004
The act of shitting on a females back after fucking her doggystyle.
I was fucking her doggy style and then i decided to give her a Cleveland Steamroller
by Tony February 22, 2004
stitch is a shorter term in place of the longer phrase of "stupid ass bitch" or "Stupid Bitch". Hence STupid (Ass can be insterted anywhere if need be) then bITCH, ending up with STITCH.
Damn, your mom is a stitch.
by Tony June 15, 2004
the foreskin of a (Canadian) penis
that Sofanda chick was all over my toque last night...its all chafed eh
by Tony February 19, 2005
a cross between weiner and anus
Bill is a wenus
by Tony November 14, 2003
what you say to your 75 year old aunt with the gigantic tits.
aunt frieda?
yes johnny?
my pee pee feels funny.
oh johny, thats just an erection! here look at my naked hangy tits.
aunt frieda...suck my cock.
by tony January 24, 2004
A girl who is typically a booty call, can also be used for girls who TRY to pull off the whole rocker-chic look and end up looking like whores.

L - large
O - obsesively
R - ridiculous
E - entertaining
N - neurotic
A - ass wipe
OMG!! have you seen that LORENA girl? She is THE biggest slut in our school!
by Tony June 19, 2006

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