tony's definitions

fruitbooty

fiorino ... nuff said.

Check out those pillowbiters walking hand-in-hand down Davie Street - look like a fiorino and a fruitbooty.

by Tony June 11, 2004

J.O.

jerking off, beating the meat, slapping the foot long.
VARIATION: circle jerk (for desperate measures only)
Come on, if you don't know what JO is, then you're a girl, a homo, or you don't have a penis

Yo dude you gotta go home or go in the other room or sumthin i gotta JO.

by tony February 10, 2003

Ass Speelonker

One who chooses to explore through anus at thier will....weird

Chez is an Ass Speelonker

by Tony February 22, 2003

Bling-top

A concatenation of the slang bling (i.e. flash, ornamental, tacky) and the computer hardware suffix "top" (e.g. desk-top, lap-top, palm-top), "bling-top" refers to the non-tan, non-black, non-grey genre' of lap-top computers being sold today.

Typically these are silver, colored alloy, or just plain whacky looking and have several hot-keys.

Bling-top is most often used in a business/professional environment where flashy isn't always a good thing.

"Did you see Parker's bling-top? The client thought he looked like a pimp"

by Tony March 30, 2004

flagget

A person guilty of excessive patriotism without logical basis or self-examination. See: wordJingoism.

That flagget has two flag decals on his car, but he hasn't voted in 15 years.

by Tony August 23, 2003

Miss Hockett

An insensitive skank who teaches French
without a clue as to what she is doing.
A real Bitch with an ass that smells
like three day old vomit.

I hate Miss Hockett

by Tony January 28, 2004

the was

A combination of the words "wet" and "ass". When your ass is unusually sweaty.

Man this 95 degree heat gives me a case of the "was"

by tony January 22, 2004