tony's definitions

Roman war helmet

when the male places his balls on the female's forehead, then lays his penis downward so the head is past the tip of her nose.

that chick was passed out last night and i gave her the ol' Roman was helmet.

by tony January 26, 2004

buey

Mexican slang for Dumb ass

No seas buey cabron!
Translation: Don't be a dumb fuck asshole!

by Tony October 18, 2003

fruitbooty

fiorino ... nuff said.

Check out those pillowbiters walking hand-in-hand down Davie Street - look like a fiorino and a fruitbooty.

by Tony June 11, 2004

Miss Hockett

An insensitive skank who teaches French
without a clue as to what she is doing.
A real Bitch with an ass that smells
like three day old vomit.

I hate Miss Hockett

by Tony January 28, 2004

flagget

A person guilty of excessive patriotism without logical basis or self-examination. See: wordJingoism.

That flagget has two flag decals on his car, but he hasn't voted in 15 years.

by Tony August 23, 2003

chard

a gay mother fucker who loves chugging dog cock.

damn, dude, that guys such a chard

by Tony May 27, 2004

stitch

stitch is a shorter term in place of the longer phrase of "stupid ass bitch" or "Stupid Bitch". Hence STupid (Ass can be insterted anywhere if need be) then bITCH, ending up with STITCH.

Damn, your mom is a stitch.

by Tony July 17, 2006