tony's definitions

douche bag

douche bag- a 20 year old man who throws a party with six other guys, and sings karaoke to Dido, Lauryn Hill, and other strange singers at 3am waking up all the neighbors in an apartment building.

I couldn't sleep last night because douche bag next door was too friggin' loud.

by Tony February 27, 2005

Ass Speelonker

One who chooses to explore through anus at thier will....weird

Chez is an Ass Speelonker

by Tony February 22, 2003

slag

1. A man or woman who sleeps around with many people.
2. low quality Coal that is unusable.

1. Katie slepped with John on saturday and then Peter on Sunday. What a Slag.

2. Look at the Slag Heap's next to the coal Mines

by Tony June 12, 2004

res runner

Slang for a broken down car likely sitting on blocks in the front yard with the windows smashed out; very common on Indian Reservations.

It may be a crappy car, but at least it's not a res runner.

by Tony September 6, 2005

chun

cigarette, slang in certain areas of the US

"Hey, let's go chun."

by Tony April 10, 2005

J.O.

jerking off, beating the meat, slapping the foot long.
VARIATION: circle jerk (for desperate measures only)
Come on, if you don't know what JO is, then you're a girl, a homo, or you don't have a penis

Yo dude you gotta go home or go in the other room or sumthin i gotta JO.

by tony February 10, 2003

Bling-top

A concatenation of the slang bling (i.e. flash, ornamental, tacky) and the computer hardware suffix "top" (e.g. desk-top, lap-top, palm-top), "bling-top" refers to the non-tan, non-black, non-grey genre' of lap-top computers being sold today.

Typically these are silver, colored alloy, or just plain whacky looking and have several hot-keys.

Bling-top is most often used in a business/professional environment where flashy isn't always a good thing.

"Did you see Parker's bling-top? The client thought he looked like a pimp"

by Tony March 30, 2004