tony's definitions

charity fuck

plowing the snot out of some chick just cause she looked like she could have used a good stiff cock in her ass.

Hey look at that fugly chick at the end of the bar.
yeah but she has some big ole titties!
well shell be a charity fuck later on tonight.

by tony January 24, 2004

patananny

the female orfice; a vagina

Benny: Kevin, you smack that Jew's patananny yet?

Kevin: I gonna stuff that bitch just like a regular thanksgiving turkey.

by Tony January 17, 2006

kraft

being blindsided and having your face broke

I was at this party and some one krafted me

by tony November 24, 2003

slag

1. A man or woman who sleeps around with many people.
2. low quality Coal that is unusable.

1. Katie slepped with John on saturday and then Peter on Sunday. What a Slag.

2. Look at the Slag Heap's next to the coal Mines

by Tony June 12, 2004

res runner

Slang for a broken down car likely sitting on blocks in the front yard with the windows smashed out; very common on Indian Reservations.

It may be a crappy car, but at least it's not a res runner.

by Tony September 6, 2005

beat the bishop

a synonym for the term "jerk off"

shit ....she so sluty , she made my dick hard. now i gotta go home and beat the bishop.

by tony January 24, 2004

douche bag

douche bag- a 20 year old man who throws a party with six other guys, and sings karaoke to Dido, Lauryn Hill, and other strange singers at 3am waking up all the neighbors in an apartment building.

I couldn't sleep last night because douche bag next door was too friggin' loud.

by Tony February 27, 2005