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knee-grow

the reason black people are so tall....because their knee-grows.
hey leroy, do you know why black people are so tall? because their knee-grows!
by tony March 8, 2004
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fray bentarse

This is a name for a homosexual guy, its is a abbreviation of fray bentos pies like on the tv ad!! only it is spelt 'fray bentarse'
Hello fray bentarse!? How are you done any fart knocking, treacle dick.
by Tony August 11, 2004
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douche bag

douche bag- a 20 year old man who throws a party with six other guys, and sings karaoke to Dido, Lauryn Hill, and other strange singers at 3am waking up all the neighbors in an apartment building.
I couldn't sleep last night because douche bag next door was too friggin' loud.
by Tony February 27, 2005
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Wal-Mart

The worst kind of evil. EVER. Right up there with sweatshops
Why would anyone in their right mind ever want to shop at Wal-Mrt anyway? All they do is put other hard-working people out of business, not to mention market their stores with those pathetic ad campaigns...
by tony April 12, 2004
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Ass Speelonker

One who chooses to explore through anus at thier will....weird
Chez is an Ass Speelonker
by Tony February 22, 2003
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J.O.

jerking off, beating the meat, slapping the foot long.
VARIATION: circle jerk (for desperate measures only)
Come on, if you don't know what JO is, then you're a girl, a homo, or you don't have a penis
Yo dude you gotta go home or go in the other room or sumthin i gotta JO.
by tony February 10, 2003
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Bling-top

A concatenation of the slang bling (i.e. flash, ornamental, tacky) and the computer hardware suffix "top" (e.g. desk-top, lap-top, palm-top), "bling-top" refers to the non-tan, non-black, non-grey genre' of lap-top computers being sold today.

Typically these are silver, colored alloy, or just plain whacky looking and have several hot-keys.

Bling-top is most often used in a business/professional environment where flashy isn't always a good thing.
"Did you see Parker's bling-top? The client thought he looked like a pimp"
by Tony March 30, 2004
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