88 definitions by todd

metney

To take a shit. To have a bowel movement. To drop duece. To drop the kids off at the pool

I took a grat metney

by todd January 13, 2005

Fignar

1. A name once used by a former girlfriend as a nickname for me. affectionately used.

2. random trivia, useless knowledge.

1. "You know you'll always be my fignar"

2. The fignar for today is the formula to tell the outside temperature by the speed of an average ant.

by todd June 5, 2004

auw(x)a

It is the alpha and the omega. It is the beginning and the end. It is everything and it is nothing.

In spelling and pronunciation the x is both silent and removed but it is always thought!

0 / infinity = auwa

by todd April 24, 2003

shaany

One who cannot consume by products for the cow due to lack of cock and balls.

Wow you're a gay shaany

by todd April 15, 2005

dilvery

A world that describes how terrible sloan is

Sloan is dilvery. For example sloan is quite dilvery.

by todd November 26, 2004

man bag

A little purse like bag that gay men carry around. Often disguised as a backpack but are generally smaller and much less manly.

John's leather messenger bag is cool, not like that little man bag that Randal carries around and tries to pass off as not gay.

by todd March 4, 2005

bert mccracken

hmmmmm...... I wonder if Bert swings both ways? i'll ask him WHEN I SEE THE USED!!!!!!!!!! ANUS

bert: very hot guy!

by todd October 9, 2003