todd's definitions

sikeston, MO

There is no worded, or formal, definition of Sikeston, MO, really.
It is only defined by use of examples.
Also, certain things can only be described accurately by using this term.
Therefore, the definition of Sikeston, MO is the phrase itself.

"Man that girl is ugly."
"Yeah she is sikeston, MO fo sho."
"I heard that she is really shady."
"Yeah, that's sikeston."

by Todd July 8, 2003

dilshmo

dildo, doosche, and homo all in one

Chris Hickson is a dilshmo because joey safford invented this word.

by Todd September 19, 2004

jankmo-balls

Evolving from combination of "janky" and "sketch-balls" (which comes from, and has similar meaning to "sketchy"). An adjective describing something below standard, shady, or all around questionable. Can refer to behavior or an object.

1.) That hooker pulled a jankmo-balls move and gave me herpes and didn't even have the courtesy to tell me.

2.) My jankmo-balls '84 Toyota Camry is a dirty-ass hoopty that smells like dead rat.

by Todd January 5, 2004

Fudgie Juggler

When a man is recieving a blow job, while juggling three of his partner's balls of poop. When the man comes, he smashes two of the three poop balls into her ears in a clapping motion while headbutting the third ball into her forehead.

Nancy couldn't hear the phone due to the fact that she had just recieved a fudgie juggler from Todd.

by Todd February 20, 2005

christendom

A scary ass haunted school that is home to exorcisms, shadowy figures, and strange voices. School staff denies any knowledge until recently, when a former graduate came foreward and told stories of things he'd witnessed and heard. Definatly one of the most haunted places in america.

Boy Christendom would make a nice setting for an episode of "Buffy"

by Todd September 13, 2004

LT LEE

Having been gender re-assigned at birth this curious beast is often found surveying the local alternative lifestyle clubs. He is often confused and unresponsive to stimulus from the opposite sex. He is a lonely pathetic creature, and she be dealt with extreme caution. Be wary of his listening abilities you may have to repeat yourself 1000 times, as he is almost always pre-occupied with sending emails which have absolutely no purpose.

Have you seen the LT today?

No, he was out at the gay bar all night.

by Todd March 2, 2005

Babies Arm

a huge line of coke, often the size of a babys arm

dude, he laid out three babies arms and we chewed on our jaws the rest of the night

by todd March 14, 2005