todd's definitions

memphis wig

10 90, otherwise known as a mullet.

Look at the memphis wig on the guy in the Camaro.

by Todd August 6, 2004

decemberween

A holiday made in Homestar Runner cartoons that occors in December when trees are decorated and gifts are exchanged.

This is the worst Decemberween Ever.

by Todd July 16, 2003

to pull a mark

to say the dumbest thing possible at the worst possible time and then completely deny that you said it

(while dark outside)
Mark: what time is it?
Person: 3:00
Mark: in the morning?
Person: Are u dumb or just plain gay
Mark: (looks outside) SHU-UP!

by TODD March 25, 2004

dacus

Dacus.- A word meaning cool, or credible. The definition of cool. Otherwise being defined as being number one or being better than a large group of people.

That guy is dacus, he gets all the attention.
Those clothes are dacus as hell.

by Todd October 9, 2004

M.I.F.

Mom I Fucked

Guy 1:Kevin's mom is the ultimate milf
Guy 2:Nah dude shes a mif
Guy 1:What's a mif?
Guy 2:Mom I Fucked

by Todd April 20, 2004

Fudgie Juggler

When a man is recieving a blow job, while juggling three of his partner's balls of poop. When the man comes, he smashes two of the three poop balls into her ears in a clapping motion while headbutting the third ball into her forehead.

Nancy couldn't hear the phone due to the fact that she had just recieved a fudgie juggler from Todd.

by Todd February 20, 2005

max 300

a damn fast DDR song that I beat haha!!!

I beat all the max's, you can't. Take and Yasu are the best DDR players in the world. And all the who say that Yasu is onw of the top 5 are wrong he and Take are the best.

by Todd December 4, 2003