todd's definitions

kracker

This word came from the slaves. Back in the day the slaves would call the white guy with the wip a kracker because of the noise the wip made when they were getting wiped.

Get back to work the kracker is comimg

by todd December 31, 2003

get the sand out

someone who needs to get the sand out of there vagina... i.e. stop bitching b/c ppl. have their ian masks on

matt wouldn't shut up so i called him a stupajew and told him to get the sand out

by Todd April 21, 2004

shaany

One who cannot consume by products for the cow due to lack of cock and balls.

Wow you're a gay shaany

by todd April 14, 2005

ain't you seen my movies

What Dan says all the time quoting Sam L. Jackson on Chapelle's show.

Dan: ain't you seen my movies
other person: if u say that again ill kill u
Dan: ain't you seen my movies
(other person kills dan)

by Todd May 5, 2004

jankmo-balls

Evolving from combination of "janky" and "sketch-balls" (which comes from, and has similar meaning to "sketchy"). An adjective describing something below standard, shady, or all around questionable. Can refer to behavior or an object.

1.) That hooker pulled a jankmo-balls move and gave me herpes and didn't even have the courtesy to tell me.

2.) My jankmo-balls '84 Toyota Camry is a dirty-ass hoopty that smells like dead rat.

by Todd January 5, 2004

sikeston, MO

There is no worded, or formal, definition of Sikeston, MO, really.
It is only defined by use of examples.
Also, certain things can only be described accurately by using this term.
Therefore, the definition of Sikeston, MO is the phrase itself.

"Man that girl is ugly."
"Yeah she is sikeston, MO fo sho."
"I heard that she is really shady."
"Yeah, that's sikeston."

by Todd July 8, 2003

Fudgie Juggler

When a man is recieving a blow job, while juggling three of his partner's balls of poop. When the man comes, he smashes two of the three poop balls into her ears in a clapping motion while headbutting the third ball into her forehead.

Nancy couldn't hear the phone due to the fact that she had just recieved a fudgie juggler from Todd.

by Todd February 20, 2005