todd's definitions

Homsar

He's 1000 Ladies Tall

by Todd April 29, 2003

Time

While very important in keeping track of the events that happen during the day, not important enough to pound on that.

I don't pound on the time.

by Todd May 18, 2004

T.O.D.D.

That ole dynamite dick

me

by Todd October 31, 2003

jankmo-balls

Evolving from combination of "janky" and "sketch-balls" (which comes from, and has similar meaning to "sketchy"). An adjective describing something below standard, shady, or all around questionable. Can refer to behavior or an object.

1.) That hooker pulled a jankmo-balls move and gave me herpes and didn't even have the courtesy to tell me.

2.) My jankmo-balls '84 Toyota Camry is a dirty-ass hoopty that smells like dead rat.

by Todd January 5, 2004

Fudgie Juggler

When a man is recieving a blow job, while juggling three of his partner's balls of poop. When the man comes, he smashes two of the three poop balls into her ears in a clapping motion while headbutting the third ball into her forehead.

Nancy couldn't hear the phone due to the fact that she had just recieved a fudgie juggler from Todd.

by Todd February 20, 2005

Babies Arm

a huge line of coke, often the size of a babys arm

dude, he laid out three babies arms and we chewed on our jaws the rest of the night

by todd March 14, 2005

Saluchi

A "game" in which an object of clothing, usually a hat, is taken from a victim and then tossed around to prevent the victim from recovering the item. Identical to keep-away except that in this version at every toss one is expected to shout "saluchi". As far as I know this is a NYC thing only.

see definition.

by Todd November 27, 2003