todd's definitions

dizzy gillespie

While getting your shitbox tounge-jacked,reach back and mash head in tight and rip a hot nasty,filling cheeks as to look like Dizzy Gillespie.

We spent the evning at the jazz bar and then we went back to her house and I performed my own interpritation of Dizzy Gillespie.

by todd March 14, 2005

hygiene impaired squeegee technicians

please refer to bums as hygiene impaired squeegee technicians now

person; look at that bum taking a shit in the box
other person; they're called hygiene impaired squeegee technicians now
person; screw political correctness

by todd March 26, 2004

squirrel

In Road Racing:
1. A driver who cannot maintain his line, especially while being overtaken.
2. A driver who is driving beyond his abilities and cannot keep to a line.

That damn squirrel nearly punted me coming out of 1!

by todd March 10, 2003

get the sand out

someone who needs to get the sand out of there vagina... i.e. stop bitching b/c ppl. have their ian masks on

matt wouldn't shut up so i called him a stupajew and told him to get the sand out

by Todd April 21, 2004

bub

A buddy; a friend. Someone you talk to regularly, maybe even a co-worker.

Fuck bub, I don't know what to tell ya. -or- Whattya say there, bub?

by Todd August 15, 2003

LT LEE

Having been gender re-assigned at birth this curious beast is often found surveying the local alternative lifestyle clubs. He is often confused and unresponsive to stimulus from the opposite sex. He is a lonely pathetic creature, and she be dealt with extreme caution. Be wary of his listening abilities you may have to repeat yourself 1000 times, as he is almost always pre-occupied with sending emails which have absolutely no purpose.

Have you seen the LT today?

No, he was out at the gay bar all night.

by Todd March 2, 2005

girlgasm

The reaction a female has to something exceedingly girly, such as a shoe sale, one of her friends getting engaged, watching America's Next Top Model

My girlfriend had such a girlgasm about the new shoe store, she dragged me in for two hours.

by Todd April 5, 2005