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While getting your shitbox tounge-jacked,reach back and mash head in tight and rip a hot nasty,filling cheeks as to look like Dizzy Gillespie.
We spent the evning at the jazz bar and then we went back to her house and I performed my own interpritation of Dizzy Gillespie.
by todd March 14, 2005
Get the dizzy gillespie mug.This word came from the slaves. Back in the day the slaves would call the white guy with the wip a kracker because of the noise the wip made when they were getting wiped.
Get back to work the kracker is comimg
by todd December 31, 2003
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other person; they're called hygiene impaired squeegee technicians now
person; screw political correctness
other person; they're called hygiene impaired squeegee technicians now
person; screw political correctness
by todd March 26, 2004
Get the hygiene impaired squeegee technicians mug.When a man is recieving a blow job, while juggling three of his partner's balls of poop. When the man comes, he smashes two of the three poop balls into her ears in a clapping motion while headbutting the third ball into her forehead.
Nancy couldn't hear the phone due to the fact that she had just recieved a fudgie juggler from Todd.
by Todd February 20, 2005
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Hey, dude, aren't you on quality control? Well, do you see the cow that home-boy's about to score? Get to work.
by Todd January 28, 2007
Get the quality control mug.when you fart on somebody spray him with deodorant and call him a guiklobba and he says "that's three now"
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by todd September 4, 2003
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