todd's definitions

LT LEE

Having been gender re-assigned at birth this curious beast is often found surveying the local alternative lifestyle clubs. He is often confused and unresponsive to stimulus from the opposite sex. He is a lonely pathetic creature, and she be dealt with extreme caution. Be wary of his listening abilities you may have to repeat yourself 1000 times, as he is almost always pre-occupied with sending emails which have absolutely no purpose.

Have you seen the LT today?

No, he was out at the gay bar all night.

by Todd March 2, 2005

girlgasm

The reaction a female has to something exceedingly girly, such as a shoe sale, one of her friends getting engaged, watching America's Next Top Model

My girlfriend had such a girlgasm about the new shoe store, she dragged me in for two hours.

by Todd April 5, 2005

ezhar

a term to use when someone has a big nose.

person 1: whoa you have a ezhar

person 2: i know i have a big nose so shut up

by Todd July 1, 2006

dilshmo

dildo, doosche, and homo all in one

Chris Hickson is a dilshmo because joey safford invented this word.

by Todd September 19, 2004

can't understand normal thinking

cunt similar to "see you next tuesday"

She can't understand normal thinking

by todd January 7, 2005

sikeston, MO

There is no worded, or formal, definition of Sikeston, MO, really.
It is only defined by use of examples.
Also, certain things can only be described accurately by using this term.
Therefore, the definition of Sikeston, MO is the phrase itself.

"Man that girl is ugly."
"Yeah she is sikeston, MO fo sho."
"I heard that she is really shady."
"Yeah, that's sikeston."

by Todd July 8, 2003

Fudgie Juggler

When a man is recieving a blow job, while juggling three of his partner's balls of poop. When the man comes, he smashes two of the three poop balls into her ears in a clapping motion while headbutting the third ball into her forehead.

Nancy couldn't hear the phone due to the fact that she had just recieved a fudgie juggler from Todd.

by Todd February 20, 2005