todd's definitions

dizzy gillespie

While getting your shitbox tounge-jacked,reach back and mash head in tight and rip a hot nasty,filling cheeks as to look like Dizzy Gillespie.

We spent the evning at the jazz bar and then we went back to her house and I performed my own interpritation of Dizzy Gillespie.

by todd March 14, 2005

kracker

This word came from the slaves. Back in the day the slaves would call the white guy with the wip a kracker because of the noise the wip made when they were getting wiped.

Get back to work the kracker is comimg

by todd December 31, 2003

atlantic city slot machine

a girl sits naked across a table with her legs spread and you bounce a quarter into her vagina as it inserts in like a slot machine quarter entry.

"yeah i know it was gay."

"why what happened"

"some wigger did an atlantic city slot machine to my girlfriend and i got so pissed off."

by Todd January 30, 2005

decemberween

A holiday made in Homestar Runner cartoons that occors in December when trees are decorated and gifts are exchanged.

This is the worst Decemberween Ever.

by Todd July 16, 2003

memphis wig

10 90, otherwise known as a mullet.

Look at the memphis wig on the guy in the Camaro.

by Todd August 6, 2004

coyter

The New Zealand word for asshole.

This other day i was talking to Andrew, and i realised, Andrew is a Coyter

by Todd January 17, 2005

sikeston, MO

There is no worded, or formal, definition of Sikeston, MO, really.
It is only defined by use of examples.
Also, certain things can only be described accurately by using this term.
Therefore, the definition of Sikeston, MO is the phrase itself.

"Man that girl is ugly."
"Yeah she is sikeston, MO fo sho."
"I heard that she is really shady."
"Yeah, that's sikeston."

by Todd July 8, 2003