2 definitions by timogonzo

Gonzales

Pretty much the baddest person on the planet. Inventor of such classics as CUMB and LQTM. Runs roughshod on all schmohawks he encounters. Will rough up a chick if she wants it and maybe accidently if she doesn't. Oh yeah, has a huge penis and very nice balls.

"Superman wishes he was Gonzales"

by timogonzo August 25, 2011

Florez

High paid lunch lady.

The Florez with the mole serves the best corn.

by timogonzo August 25, 2011