timjb1's definitions

N.B.C.

Negro By Choice. A white person who is married to or dates a black person.

Mary is a pretty white lady who likes dating black men which makes her an N.B.C.

by TIMJB1 September 20, 2006

winos

Cheap canvas sneakers, usually navy blue, with yellow gum soles. Primarily worn by homeless people on skid row or by jail inmates.

Bob shouldn't wear his winos to work because people will think he is down and out.

by TIMJB1 September 20, 2006

fashion felony

To dress in gawdy clothing or to wear something out of style in public.

Earl commits a fashion felony everytime he wears that gawd awful leisure suit in public.

by TIMJB1 September 20, 2006

Jewish Jukebox

A cash register or money box.

At Christmas time the Jewish merchants are the happiest when they are playing the tune of sales ringing on their Jewish Jukeboxes.

by TIMJB1 September 20, 2006

stink shirt

A male of middle eastern decent who does not bathe or use deoderant frequently that will typically wear disco type shirts made up of nylon or rayon with the top buttons unbuttoned. The type of fabric harbors the bacteria and body odor which makes the person and wearer quite pungent and aromatic.

Lets get out of this disco, the stink shirts are here.

by TIMJB1 September 20, 2006

Nigger Trigger

A special button on a Polaroid camera used for company ID photos that you push when you take a picture of a dark person so that the lens will adjust and will enable a clear image.

Make sure you push the nigger trigger when you take the picture of a brother, otherwise the picture will be ruined.

by TIMJB1 September 20, 2006

tijuana shower

Instead of bathing, you spray your armpits and body with Right Guard and cheap cologne in hopes of disgusing your B O.

Hector must be afraid of the water because he only takes Tijuana showers.

by TIMJB1 September 20, 2006