timjb1's definitions

tijuana shower

Instead of bathing, you spray your armpits and body with Right Guard and cheap cologne in hopes of disgusing your B O.

Hector must be afraid of the water because he only takes Tijuana showers.

by TIMJB1 September 20, 2006

Jewish Jukebox

A cash register or money box.

At Christmas time the Jewish merchants are the happiest when they are playing the tune of sales ringing on their Jewish Jukeboxes.

by TIMJB1 September 20, 2006

REALITY DEFICIENCY SYNDROME

REALITY DEFICIENCY SYNDROM, or R D S. A term used for someone who "just doesn't get it." Failing to accept the truth. Someone who lives in a fantasy world and cannot accept reality.

Julie just can't accept the fact that Dave dumped her for Mary. She still thinks he loves her deep down inside. Apparently, she is suffering from an acute case of REALITY DEFICIENCY SYNDROME or R D S.

by TIMJB1 May 16, 2007

O.B.G.

Oldie But Goodie. A term to describe a middle aged woman over 50, that is extremely attractive, well built, dresses sexy and who has obviously taken great care of herself.

For an old babe, she is so hot, I'd definitely love to sink my link into that O.B.G.

by TIMJB1 October 16, 2006

cowboy killers

Marlboro Cigarettes. Cigarettes. Tobacco

Uncle Bob died of lung cancer, those cowboy killers got him.

by TIMJB1 September 22, 2006

Dry Martinez

This is a Mexican man who has had a vescetomy.

Ernesto is now a Dry Martinez, he can't knock up any more of his putas since he got his vescetomy.

by TIMJB1 September 21, 2006

Nigger Trigger

A special button on a Polaroid camera used for company ID photos that you push when you take a picture of a dark person so that the lens will adjust and will enable a clear image.

Make sure you push the nigger trigger when you take the picture of a brother, otherwise the picture will be ruined.

by TIMJB1 September 20, 2006