tim's definitions

whino

A person who consistantly whines or cries a lot.

Stop being such a big whino!

by Tim January 22, 2005

Mossup

It's actually really scary what a Mossup is.

Lives in the garden, they're magical, but they look really creepy.

Look up "The Rigglers"

by Tim March 23, 2005

Apple Tax

A term to describe the extra money one pays for buying an Apple product. Also known as the "Fanboy Fee," the fictional "Apple Tax" is what consumers pay for the Apple cool factor.

Well, this laptop would only cost me $700 less if it weren't for the Apple tax.

by Tim January 18, 2008

William Hung

guy who can't sing whom got a record contract. he usually screws up the lyrics, and isn't original in any of his songs, for he never wrote one of his own songs.

She Bangs: Ricky Martin
I Believe I can fly: R. Kelly or me first and the gimmes
YMCA: the village people
Can you feel the love tonight: Elton john

by Tim August 17, 2004

true friend

someone who cares and is there... who just doesn't say they do and not mean it, somone you can call and talk to when your having a really bad time and you can trust with anything .. who won't turn aorund and stab you in the back ...

A good friend will bail you out of jail, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying that was fucking awesome.

by tim May 16, 2004

pimer

your wife, only if you like her

hey, pimer, did you get me another beer?

by tim October 12, 2004

sock

you put it on your foot...

i hate wearing socks, but its the cool thing to do!...now if only i was cool.

by tim October 22, 2003