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crust punk

a punk who hates politics and the government so much, that they refuse to take a shower, due to the fact that the government provides them with the water. resulting in a shit-like smell.
Man it smells like shit in here!... there must have been a crust punk show last night.
by Tim August 22, 2004
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cuntract

A cross between cunt and contract, generally used to express the only reason a particular loser would get some:
She hooked up with Ben? Damn, what kind of cuntract did she sign?
by Tim November 18, 2003
mugGet the cuntractmug.

Barney

An evil carnivore who loved the girlish color pink. In 1956, he killed many people and many famous people. Barney is the devil's son, disguised in a pink, big fat coat, acting such a good-goody. But Barney -- behind the sences, is an alcoholic, a cusser, a gambler -- (Gasp!) -- even a bad person!

A mild form of "hell." Instead of using "hell" or "heck," "Barney" is the safer word to say.
1.God dang it! That freak Barney is going to send me to hell tommorow... dang it.

2.Some ass at work said I am going to Barney. What the f*** does he think?

3.I might go to Barney if I steal more wine.
by Tim August 16, 2004
mugGet the Barneymug.

Gaytard

Johnathong is a GAYTARD
by tim May 22, 2003
mugGet the Gaytardmug.

lush

British slang term to describe something pleasing.
"that girl is fucking lush"
by Tim March 18, 2005
mugGet the lushmug.

bnored

equally bored and horny at the same time
I hate being bnored, a hot mouth and a good movie would be great right now
by tim April 18, 2005
mugGet the bnoredmug.

smoing

Chucking french fries from a moving car at unsuspecting pedestrians, usually at night and while intoxicated.
"These McDonald's french fries are nasty, let's go smoing with them!"
by Tim March 18, 2005
mugGet the smoingmug.

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