tim's definitions

northern army

A group led by Chris Brown of Salem. This group of pansies run around wearing fake armor and hit eachother with cardboard swords.

The Hot Karls will destroy the Northern Army.

by Tim June 30, 2003

Jeekus Lou

Used as an "ism." Often used to express reactions to unbelievably stupid, random, or anything else worthy of saying Jeekus Lou, because hey, even if it doesn't make sense it still sounds cool.

Also, Jeekus is Jesus, and Lou is his mechanic. And Cal Poly Owns UCSB. That is all

Jeekus Lou Tim! I can't believe you did that to Amanda!

Jeekus Lou Tim! You are so corny!

Tim, Jeekus Lou!

by Tim May 10, 2004

asshell

Cry of derision or dismay, often indicating frustration

Why is That Fucking Seventies Show on twice daily and the Simpsons are only on once?!! Asshell!

by Tim February 6, 2004

retred

like retard, but only cool people say it like vicky

me "dude, sarahs a retred"
vicky "bush is more of a retred"
alice "gay? who said gay, im not gay, who said i was gay? tom whites not gay, shut up!"

by tim January 6, 2005

sow

A female who often slights ghouls.

That fucking sow slighted me again.

by Tim January 19, 2004

fall off the truck

To go crazy.

Jane used to get good grades until she fell off the truck. Now she's locked away in the mental instition and eats her food through a straw all day.

by Tim June 4, 2004

dope salad

1. a very fuckable girl (basically the combination of dope and salad amplifies their shared meaning)

2. anything totally shibby

(variations: dope casserole, dope souffle, dope a la mode)

"dude i can't believe you didn't tap dat ass! she is DOPE SALAD!"
"whatever man, i just wanted to kiss the small of her back."
"at least you shoulda given her a little dickle. weak sauce!"

by Tim October 22, 2004