tim's definitions

Oaktown

Slang for the Univesity of Pittsburgh campus

Hey, I am in Oaktown, where can I get a sandwhich?

by Tim March 29, 2005

slights

An act which ghouls find insulting. Usually performed by a sow.

That sow slights us far too much.

by Tim January 19, 2004

colorado

The tightest state in the west U.S.
Best sking in the world. Hey Mike- whad do u do for fun in Nebraska? Husk Corn?

I gonna ski in Colorado, where the powdas fresh

by Tim March 22, 2004

cum alley-oop

when you jizz on a chick's hand and she slaps herself in the face with it. analogy comes from the basketball play of the same name. see also: cumshot, cum shot

your mom jerked me off last night and when i busted all over her hand she alley-ooped that shit like steve nash to amare stoudamire! TWO POINTS BIATCH!

by Tim April 9, 2005

wednesday

The day after Tuesday and before Thursday

What day is tomorrow?

Wednesday

by Tim February 5, 2005

IPO

Intial pubic offering. the first time your girlfreind lets you shave her 'downstairs."

Dude, i toatally I-P-Oed this hippy chick last night!

by Tim April 26, 2004

pro-choice

People who support human righs and the advancement of the human race.
Opposite of Pro-Life which is a Synonym for Moron

I'm so pro-choice I wish all pregnant women had abortions! Fuck your Christian standards!

by Tim June 28, 2003