tim's definitions

cuntract

A cross between cunt and contract, generally used to express the only reason a particular loser would get some:

She hooked up with Ben? Damn, what kind of cuntract did she sign?

by Tim November 18, 2003

Stave

to be crushed within

The waffle iron staved my fingers...again.

by Tim August 13, 2004

Greenwich Forest

A heavily forested residential neighborhood in Bethesda, Maryland.

I live in Greenwich Forest.

by Tim March 6, 2005

BOASMP

A.K.A "Busting out a Shawn Micheals Pose". The outstanding pose that Shawn Micheals would bust out as he entered the ring.

After bowling a strike, I BOASMP, and chicks were all over me.

by tim March 20, 2005

Eason

A Hong Kong based singer who sells pork at local butcher shop. He is well known for his girlfriend Hilary Chan.

Eason Chan is a drugo

by Tim October 24, 2004

peckerwoods

plural of peckerwood. white folks. honkeys. crackers.

Look at all these peckerwoods shopping at the Gap.

by Tim June 18, 2006

Ho Chi Minh

The greatest military leader of all time he lead the defence of vietnam against the French, Japanese and the Americans.

i hate townies stupid scum townies

by Tim May 13, 2005