thrashmeister's definitions

YTMND

An acronym for the phrase "You're the man now dog!", the infamous line spoken by Sean Connery in the movie Finding Forrester. A website dedicated to that single quote can be found at www.yourethemannowdog.com. That single website turned into an internet phenomenon at www.ytmnd.com. Several spoofs emulating the style of the original YTMND have been made there. An entirely new fad originated on March 4th, 2006, called www.punchthekeysforgodssake.com, taking another one of Connery's lines in the movie and making it into a site, YTMND style.

YTMND: You're the man now dog!

by Thrashmeister May 2, 2006

The Raven

A poem written by Edgar Allan Poe.

"Once a midnight dreary,
while I pondered, weak and weary,
over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore.
While I nodded, nearly napping,
suddenly, there came a tapping,
as of someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
'Tis some visitor,' I muttered. 'Tapping at my chamber door.
Only this, and nothing more.'" - The opening lines of The Raven

by Thrashmeister May 2, 2006

suicide

the act of killing oneself.

"I want to commit sewer-side."
"It's not sewer-side you dick!"
"You suck Bush."
"YOUR LAMENESS WANTS ME TO COMMIT SUICIDE!"
*kisses Bush*
*dies*

by Thrashmeister November 10, 2004

hard-on

when a penis grows bigger and hardens.

The man was fucking the girl on the floor, and then his penis had a hardon, and the girl licked it all day long

by Thrashmeister November 10, 2004

Da Vinci Code

A 2003 novel written by Dan Brown. The controversies regarding the plot (Jesus Christ being married, Holy Grail being a woman, etc.) still ensue today. The movie version was released on May 19th, 2006. It is directed by Ron Howard.

Many people say that they will boycott any theatre that shows The Da Vinci Code. Why? Because they say it's not real. OF COURSE IT'S NOT REAL. THAT'S WHY IT'S IN THE FREAKING FICTION SECTION OF THE FREAKING LIBRARY. Imbeciles.

by Thrashmeister May 23, 2006

The Martian Chronicles

A compilation of short stories by Ray Bradbury, each of them coinciding with each other. It tells of the voyage of earth men to Mars, the extinction of the Martians, and the colonization of Mars.

Can't really think of an example for the Martian Chronicles. Read it yourself.

by Thrashmeister May 2, 2006

Meteos

An immensely successful puzzle-genre video game for the Nintendo DS. It follows the style of Tetris very closely, except with an intriguing twist. Players line up horizontal or vertical lines of 3 or more of the same blocks, or Meteos, and the lined up Meteos turn into rockets and blast the Meteos on top of them into space. There are many different planets on which you can play on, each of which has a different gravity level and field width. The type of Meteos that appear in each vary as well.

The Main Story
The evil planet Meteos is attacking the inferior planets of the galaxy. Several are destroyed, and it seems that all hope is lost. However, when it comes time for the planet Geolyte's doom, despite of unfavorable odds, three Meteos of the same type line up just before they collide with the planet. It blasts back up into space, carrying with it the Meteos on top of it. A defense strategy was formed, and the surviving planets of Meteo's rampage fought back against the evil planet.

The Game Modes
Simple - Try to be the last one standing; destroy your opponent's home planet. You can play Time or Stock.
Deluge - Play until your planet is destroyed.
Star Trip - Choose from three paths: Straight, Branch, or Multi, and get all the different endings.

Fusion
All of the Meteos you launch (not the ones that are incinerated) go to your Fusion Bank. You can use the Meteos you earned to unlock new sounds, planets, weapons, and rare metals (time and soul Meteos).

Meteos is the best puzzle game. Ever. DON'T ARGUE WITH ME.

by Thrashmeister May 2, 2006