thrashmeister's definitions

Da Vinci Code

A 2003 novel written by Dan Brown. The controversies regarding the plot (Jesus Christ being married, Holy Grail being a woman, etc.) still ensue today. The movie version was released on May 19th, 2006. It is directed by Ron Howard.

Many people say that they will boycott any theatre that shows The Da Vinci Code. Why? Because they say it's not real. OF COURSE IT'S NOT REAL. THAT'S WHY IT'S IN THE FREAKING FICTION SECTION OF THE FREAKING LIBRARY. Imbeciles.

by Thrashmeister May 23, 2006

Artemis Fowl

A series of books by Eoin Colfer. He plans to make six books. The Artemis Fowl books that have been published are:
Artemis Fowl
Artemis Fowl: The Arctic Incident
Artemis Fowl: The Eternity Code
Artemis Fowl: The Opal Deception

The fifth book is to be named:
Artemis Fowl: The Last Colony (Source: A meeting with Eoin Colfer himself ;D)

Artemis Fowl could be my best friend. He may be more intelligent then me, but we talk the same.

by Thrashmeister May 2, 2006

Imposter

When one takes another's name or identity, and uses it to his or her advantage, or to the victim's disadvantage.

Want to see an imposter? See "my" definition for "hard-on." >_>

by Thrashmeister June 11, 2006

hard-on

when a penis grows bigger and hardens.

The man was fucking the girl on the floor, and then his penis had a hardon, and the girl licked it all day long

by Thrashmeister November 10, 2004

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

The fourth movie based on the fourth book in the Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling. Lots of controversy among fans has arisen among fans about the considerable amount of canonical events that were cut out or changed in the movie.

Differences between the Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire film and the book:
House elves and S.P.E.W. are cut out
Ludo Bagman is cut out
Bertha Jorkins is cut out
Barty Crouch Jr's confession is cut out
Barty Crouch Jr's fate is cut out
Harry's recuperation in the hospital wing is cut out
Fudge giving Harry's winnings to him is cut out
The creatures in the enchanted maze are cut out
The Dursleys are cut out
Hermione's capture of Rita Skeeter is cut out
Several Pensieve scenes are cut out
Sirius Black's role is very small, compared to the book
The Quidditch World Cup match is cut out

Etc., etc. For more info, see Wikipedia.

by Thrashmeister May 2, 2006

Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia

Fear of the number 666, or the "Number of the Beast."

I can't pronounce hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia. Too lazy to try.

by Thrashmeister May 2, 2006

YTMND

An acronym for the phrase "You're the man now dog!", the infamous line spoken by Sean Connery in the movie Finding Forrester. A website dedicated to that single quote can be found at www.yourethemannowdog.com. That single website turned into an internet phenomenon at www.ytmnd.com. Several spoofs emulating the style of the original YTMND have been made there. An entirely new fad originated on March 4th, 2006, called www.punchthekeysforgodssake.com, taking another one of Connery's lines in the movie and making it into a site, YTMND style.

YTMND: You're the man now dog!

by Thrashmeister May 2, 2006