thrashmeister's definitions

Artemis Fowl

A series of books by Eoin Colfer. He plans to make six books. The Artemis Fowl books that have been published are:
Artemis Fowl
Artemis Fowl: The Arctic Incident
Artemis Fowl: The Eternity Code
Artemis Fowl: The Opal Deception

The fifth book is to be named:
Artemis Fowl: The Last Colony (Source: A meeting with Eoin Colfer himself ;D)

Artemis Fowl could be my best friend. He may be more intelligent then me, but we talk the same.

by Thrashmeister May 2, 2006

The Raven

A poem written by Edgar Allan Poe.

"Once a midnight dreary,
while I pondered, weak and weary,
over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore.
While I nodded, nearly napping,
suddenly, there came a tapping,
as of someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
'Tis some visitor,' I muttered. 'Tapping at my chamber door.
Only this, and nothing more.'" - The opening lines of The Raven

by Thrashmeister May 2, 2006

YTMND

An acronym for the phrase "You're the man now dog!", the infamous line spoken by Sean Connery in the movie Finding Forrester. A website dedicated to that single quote can be found at www.yourethemannowdog.com. That single website turned into an internet phenomenon at www.ytmnd.com. Several spoofs emulating the style of the original YTMND have been made there. An entirely new fad originated on March 4th, 2006, called www.punchthekeysforgodssake.com, taking another one of Connery's lines in the movie and making it into a site, YTMND style.

YTMND: You're the man now dog!

by Thrashmeister May 2, 2006

The Martian Chronicles

A compilation of short stories by Ray Bradbury, each of them coinciding with each other. It tells of the voyage of earth men to Mars, the extinction of the Martians, and the colonization of Mars.

Can't really think of an example for the Martian Chronicles. Read it yourself.

by Thrashmeister May 2, 2006

Da Vinci Code

A 2003 novel written by Dan Brown. The controversies regarding the plot (Jesus Christ being married, Holy Grail being a woman, etc.) still ensue today. The movie version was released on May 19th, 2006. It is directed by Ron Howard.

Many people say that they will boycott any theatre that shows The Da Vinci Code. Why? Because they say it's not real. OF COURSE IT'S NOT REAL. THAT'S WHY IT'S IN THE FREAKING FICTION SECTION OF THE FREAKING LIBRARY. Imbeciles.

by Thrashmeister May 23, 2006

suicide

the act of killing oneself.

"I want to commit sewer-side."
"It's not sewer-side you dick!"
"You suck Bush."
"YOUR LAMENESS WANTS ME TO COMMIT SUICIDE!"
*kisses Bush*
*dies*

by Thrashmeister November 10, 2004

hard-on

when a penis grows bigger and hardens.

The man was fucking the girl on the floor, and then his penis had a hardon, and the girl licked it all day long

by Thrashmeister November 10, 2004