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Artemis Fowl

A series of books by Eoin Colfer. He plans to make six books. The Artemis Fowl books that have been published are:
Artemis Fowl
Artemis Fowl: The Arctic Incident
Artemis Fowl: The Eternity Code
Artemis Fowl: The Opal Deception

The fifth book is to be named:
Artemis Fowl: The Last Colony (Source: A meeting with Eoin Colfer himself ;D)

Artemis Fowl could be my best friend. He may be more intelligent then me, but we talk the same.

by Thrashmeister May 2, 2006

Meteos

An immensely successful puzzle-genre video game for the Nintendo DS. It follows the style of Tetris very closely, except with an intriguing twist. Players line up horizontal or vertical lines of 3 or more of the same blocks, or Meteos, and the lined up Meteos turn into rockets and blast the Meteos on top of them into space. There are many different planets on which you can play on, each of which has a different gravity level and field width. The type of Meteos that appear in each vary as well.

The Main Story
The evil planet Meteos is attacking the inferior planets of the galaxy. Several are destroyed, and it seems that all hope is lost. However, when it comes time for the planet Geolyte's doom, despite of unfavorable odds, three Meteos of the same type line up just before they collide with the planet. It blasts back up into space, carrying with it the Meteos on top of it. A defense strategy was formed, and the surviving planets of Meteo's rampage fought back against the evil planet.

The Game Modes
Simple - Try to be the last one standing; destroy your opponent's home planet. You can play Time or Stock.
Deluge - Play until your planet is destroyed.
Star Trip - Choose from three paths: Straight, Branch, or Multi, and get all the different endings.

Fusion
All of the Meteos you launch (not the ones that are incinerated) go to your Fusion Bank. You can use the Meteos you earned to unlock new sounds, planets, weapons, and rare metals (time and soul Meteos).

Meteos is the best puzzle game. Ever. DON'T ARGUE WITH ME.

by Thrashmeister May 2, 2006

hard-on

when a penis grows bigger and hardens.

The man was fucking the girl on the floor, and then his penis had a hardon, and the girl licked it all day long

by Thrashmeister November 10, 2004

The Masque of the Red Death

A story written by Edgar Allan Poe.

"The Red Death had long devastated the country. No pestilence had ever been so fatal, or so hideous. Blood was its seal. The redness and horror of blood!" - The opening lines of the Masque of the Red Death.

by Thrashmeister May 2, 2006

Mahou Sentai Magiranger

The 29th installment of the Japanese tokusatsu program, Super Sentai. The main themes of this series include magic, courage, and the bond between family members. It revolves around the Ozu family, who use magic given to them by the Heavenly Saints in Magitopia to defeat the evil Infershia and the villanous Wolzard, the Madou Knight who appeared to kill their mother.

Mahou Henshin! Maagi Magi Magiiro!
Chou Mahou Henshin! Maagi Magi Magi Magiiro!
Tenkuu Henshin! Goolu Golu Goludiiro!
Chou Tenkuu Henshin! Goolu Golu Golu Goludiiro!
Our overflowing courage changes into magic! Mahou Sentai Magiranger!

by Thrashmeister August 20, 2006