thrashmeister's definitions

Transformers

A transformer is an electrical device that transfers energy from one electrical circuit to another.

Lol, you thought I mean robot Transformers.

by Thrashmeister May 23, 2006

Da Vinci Code

A 2003 novel written by Dan Brown. The controversies regarding the plot (Jesus Christ being married, Holy Grail being a woman, etc.) still ensue today. The movie version was released on May 19th, 2006. It is directed by Ron Howard.

Many people say that they will boycott any theatre that shows The Da Vinci Code. Why? Because they say it's not real. OF COURSE IT'S NOT REAL. THAT'S WHY IT'S IN THE FREAKING FICTION SECTION OF THE FREAKING LIBRARY. Imbeciles.

by Thrashmeister May 23, 2006

The Masque of the Red Death

A story written by Edgar Allan Poe.

"The Red Death had long devastated the country. No pestilence had ever been so fatal, or so hideous. Blood was its seal. The redness and horror of blood!" - The opening lines of the Masque of the Red Death.

by Thrashmeister May 2, 2006

The Raven

A poem written by Edgar Allan Poe.

"Once a midnight dreary,
while I pondered, weak and weary,
over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore.
While I nodded, nearly napping,
suddenly, there came a tapping,
as of someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
'Tis some visitor,' I muttered. 'Tapping at my chamber door.
Only this, and nothing more.'" - The opening lines of The Raven

by Thrashmeister May 2, 2006

hard-on

when a penis grows bigger and hardens.

The man was fucking the girl on the floor, and then his penis had a hardon, and the girl licked it all day long

by Thrashmeister November 10, 2004