15 definitions by thomual
n. (In-dunk-shun Monk-shun)
In English, it means, "Induction motion"
(Variation of the words: Induciton, function, motion, gumption, presumption, petition, monk, emption (to buy).)
1. An official verbal petition during a Shoosh society meeting to be inducted into the society.
The prospective member must first make his motion, or "munction" as it is called during meetings, by giving a case as to why he or she should be accepted.
The elders of the club then usually haze or pretend to haze them until they are satisfied, and have had a thorough laugh. If they are satisfied, the prospective must then claim a ball, demand clergy in the name of that ball with the phrase, "I hereby now demand clergy". Once clergy has been demanded, he or she must then raise their fist and proclaim the sacred word, "Shoosh"!
If the other members also raise their fists and universally shout "Shoosh"! The induction ceremony is complete, and the new member is accepted.
(yes this is a real club and this really happens!)
In English, it means, "Induction motion"
(Variation of the words: Induciton, function, motion, gumption, presumption, petition, monk, emption (to buy).)
1. An official verbal petition during a Shoosh society meeting to be inducted into the society.
The prospective member must first make his motion, or "munction" as it is called during meetings, by giving a case as to why he or she should be accepted.
The elders of the club then usually haze or pretend to haze them until they are satisfied, and have had a thorough laugh. If they are satisfied, the prospective must then claim a ball, demand clergy in the name of that ball with the phrase, "I hereby now demand clergy". Once clergy has been demanded, he or she must then raise their fist and proclaim the sacred word, "Shoosh"!
If the other members also raise their fists and universally shout "Shoosh"! The induction ceremony is complete, and the new member is accepted.
(yes this is a real club and this really happens!)
Speaker: "Let the Indunction Munction function begin upon the presumption that whomever has the gumption to begin the petition. Shoosh!"
Reply from crowd: "Shoosh!"
Reply from crowd: "Shoosh!"
by thomual October 8, 2005
Prominant Public face of the "Religious Right".
Jerry Falwell started the famous, "Moral Majority" which helped establish christianity as a political lobying group and helped get Regan, both Bushes, and many other politicians elected.
Founded Liberty University, the largest Christian University in the USA. Basically runns Lynchburg Virginia.
Jerry Falwells face frequents Crossfire, and Donehue as well as many other mediums such as Fox News, Daystar, and The Old time Gospel Hour. He's known all
around as the most outspoken and "on the wing" conservatives in America.
As only Christian on Television who is willing to say what nobody else has the gutts to, he getts alot of flack for saying alot of bold statements such as, "Mohamid was a Terrorist", and "911 happened becasue of the evils of America like sex on TV, abortion, and Homosexuality."
The terrorists bombed us because our society offends their sense of morality and it probably offends God too. Not because Jerry Falwell says you're going to Hell. And if you have a problem with him saying that, Either ignore it, because its not true, or if it is true, do something about it and turn to Jesus and stop your complaining. Like Jerry Falwell says, "None of you have to go to hell unless you put yourself there. Jesus is knocking on the door of your life. Won't you let him in?"
Jerry Falwell started the famous, "Moral Majority" which helped establish christianity as a political lobying group and helped get Regan, both Bushes, and many other politicians elected.
Founded Liberty University, the largest Christian University in the USA. Basically runns Lynchburg Virginia.
Jerry Falwells face frequents Crossfire, and Donehue as well as many other mediums such as Fox News, Daystar, and The Old time Gospel Hour. He's known all
around as the most outspoken and "on the wing" conservatives in America.
As only Christian on Television who is willing to say what nobody else has the gutts to, he getts alot of flack for saying alot of bold statements such as, "Mohamid was a Terrorist", and "911 happened becasue of the evils of America like sex on TV, abortion, and Homosexuality."
The terrorists bombed us because our society offends their sense of morality and it probably offends God too. Not because Jerry Falwell says you're going to Hell. And if you have a problem with him saying that, Either ignore it, because its not true, or if it is true, do something about it and turn to Jesus and stop your complaining. Like Jerry Falwell says, "None of you have to go to hell unless you put yourself there. Jesus is knocking on the door of your life. Won't you let him in?"
"The Decline of the male role in society can be narrowed down to two things. Sex on TV, and Internet Porn."
~Jerry Falwell
~Jerry Falwell
by thomual October 8, 2005
That hard piece of cartilage, fat, bone, or whatever the heck kind of crap is in your meat that you bite down on it, and it just doesn't chew right. Usually in bad, low quality meat like in McDonalds, the bargain aisle, or your cafeteria.
This stuff is GROSS!
This stuff is GROSS!
by thomual October 21, 2005
That hard piece of cartilage, fat, bone, or whatever the heck kind of crap is in your meat that you bite down on it, and it just doesn't chew right. Usually in bad, low quality meat like in McDonalds, the bargain aisle, or your cafeteria.
Bring your spitoon, this stuff is GROSS!
Bring your spitoon, this stuff is GROSS!
by thomual October 10, 2005
1. Originally an expression of angst or confusion.
2. Sometimes also used as an explitve.
3. Has also been used as a universal word in place of any other word.
4. In some circles, Blarg has taken the upon the meaning of Nay, or No.
2. Sometimes also used as an explitve.
3. Has also been used as a universal word in place of any other word.
4. In some circles, Blarg has taken the upon the meaning of Nay, or No.
"All those in favor say Shoosh! Those opposed say Blarg."
"This is all Blarg" "All I have to say is, Blarg!"
"This is all Blarg" "All I have to say is, Blarg!"
by thomual September 18, 2005
1. noun.
The gap between two soft entities on the body. Usually the cleft between a womans breasts. Also sometimes used to describe the anus' "Butt Cleavage", or even out of the ordinary, fat caused cleavage in other parts of the body such as the side rolls, or even "chin cleavage"... burr.
2. noun.
Any gap caused by an axe or wedge shaped (cleaver) object.
3. verb.
The act of cutting or slicing your enimies. Done with a meat cleaver or any wedge, one can deal out "unnatural" cleavage to whomever they please, male OR female. To have cleavage in this case means to have the ability for cutting and slicing.
The gap between two soft entities on the body. Usually the cleft between a womans breasts. Also sometimes used to describe the anus' "Butt Cleavage", or even out of the ordinary, fat caused cleavage in other parts of the body such as the side rolls, or even "chin cleavage"... burr.
2. noun.
Any gap caused by an axe or wedge shaped (cleaver) object.
3. verb.
The act of cutting or slicing your enimies. Done with a meat cleaver or any wedge, one can deal out "unnatural" cleavage to whomever they please, male OR female. To have cleavage in this case means to have the ability for cutting and slicing.
"Oh God I love that Cleavage!"
"As you can see, this phenominon left many cleavages in the rock formation here."
"Dude! I've got some major cleavage goin on. I'm gonna deal you some cleavage!"
"As you can see, this phenominon left many cleavages in the rock formation here."
"Dude! I've got some major cleavage goin on. I'm gonna deal you some cleavage!"
by thomual October 8, 2005
Pheonetic (yur-l-a) sounds like (grr-ul-a)
Usually said after "Oh" and sometimes before "Anderson"
Meaning yes, originated from the word "yea".
Sometimes implies "yes this is as hott as Pam Anderson".
Also is used as a greeting, often in cunjuncion with a secret handshake.
Invented from a group of guys who call themselves "Shoosh". From a quote in an early Comic based video game for the nintendo system, "oh yea" sounded like "oh yurl", over time the word became associated with Pamela Anderson, getting the final A sound to make the phrase, "Oh Yurla Anderson". The word has been shortened to "Yurla" meaning "Yea" or "Yes" and is part of, but not limited to a common greeting among "shoosh" members. It is usually said with enthusiasticly high and low inflections in the voice.
Usually said after "Oh" and sometimes before "Anderson"
Meaning yes, originated from the word "yea".
Sometimes implies "yes this is as hott as Pam Anderson".
Also is used as a greeting, often in cunjuncion with a secret handshake.
Invented from a group of guys who call themselves "Shoosh". From a quote in an early Comic based video game for the nintendo system, "oh yea" sounded like "oh yurl", over time the word became associated with Pamela Anderson, getting the final A sound to make the phrase, "Oh Yurla Anderson". The word has been shortened to "Yurla" meaning "Yea" or "Yes" and is part of, but not limited to a common greeting among "shoosh" members. It is usually said with enthusiasticly high and low inflections in the voice.
by thomual September 18, 2005