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gringet

That hard piece of cartilage, fat, bone, or whatever the heck kind of crap is in your meat that you bite down on it, and it just doesn't chew right. Usually in bad, low quality meat like in McDonalds, the bargain aisle, or your cafeteria.

Bring your spitoon, this stuff is GROSS!
Crunch... "Aw, Crap! I just bit down on a gringet!"
by Thomual October 21, 2005
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puss

Technical Definition:

The Cellular remains of a wound when large amounts of healing has occured in an infected area, such as a skin sweat or oil duct, a epidermal blood clot, or an ingrown toenail.

Laymans terms: That yellow, slimy, goopy stuff that splatters all over the mirror when you pop a zit, or pick your scabbs, or stub your toe.
"Girls with acne are gross. I just think about all that puss on their faces!"
by Thomual June 13, 2004
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cleavage

1. noun.
The gap between two soft entities on the body. Usually the cleft between a womans breasts. Also sometimes used to describe the anus' "Butt Cleavage", or even out of the ordinary, fat caused cleavage in other parts of the body such as the side rolls, or even "chin cleavage"... burr.

2. noun.
Any gap caused by an axe or wedge shaped (cleaver) object.

3. verb.
The act of cutting or slicing your enimies. Done with a meat cleaver or any wedge, one can deal out "unnatural" cleavage to whomever they please, male OR female. To have cleavage in this case means to have the ability for cutting and slicing.
"Oh God I love that Cleavage!"

"As you can see, this phenominon left many cleavages in the rock formation here."

"Dude! I've got some major cleavage goin on. I'm gonna deal you some cleavage!"
by Thomual October 8, 2005
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Shoosh

Definitions listed in most common usage order.

1. verb. pheonetic (shoosh sounds like bush)
To silence, or cause someone to stop speaking. To tell someone to be silent. see also shut up.

2. verb. To tell or brush someone or something away or to send away. Variation of shoo!

3. Explative. An expression of shock. "Wow" or "Shoosh"!

4. Noun. A club also known as "The Secret Society of Shoosh".
A group of common friends who began meeting to conduct mock meetings and ceremonies usually before or after church events including weddings. They have come to use many new words such as, shoosh the verb, yurl Oh Yurla, blarg, indunction muncion, and cleavage.

5. Verb. Salutation, pheonetic (Shooosh!)
Synonym to the word "Hail". To hail someone is to acclaim enthusiasticly, or to salute or greet. Shoosh is used similarly by members of the "Shoosh society", named so after this word.
It originated from "shoosh" as previously defined meaning "be quiet" but was answered with "Shoosh!" So it became a substitution for "Hail".
"I can't take this noise anymore! Everybody Shoosh!"

"Is that what I think it is? Oh Shoosh!"

"Hey old buddy, Shoosh!" Reply: "Shoosh!"

"Have you yet become a member of Shoosh?"
"Blarg no! I havn't gone through the indunction munction yet!
"Oh yurla!"
by Thomual October 8, 2005
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indunction munction

n. (In-dunk-shun Monk-shun)

In English, it means, "Induction motion"

(Variation of the words: Induciton, function, motion, gumption, presumption, petition, monk, emption (to buy).)

1. An official verbal petition during a Shoosh society meeting to be inducted into the society.

The prospective member must first make his motion, or "munction" as it is called during meetings, by giving a case as to why he or she should be accepted.

The elders of the club then usually haze or pretend to haze them until they are satisfied, and have had a thorough laugh. If they are satisfied, the prospective must then claim a ball, demand clergy in the name of that ball with the phrase, "I hereby now demand clergy". Once clergy has been demanded, he or she must then raise their fist and proclaim the sacred word, "Shoosh"!

If the other members also raise their fists and universally shout "Shoosh"! The induction ceremony is complete, and the new member is accepted.

(yes this is a real club and this really happens!)
Speaker: "Let the Indunction Munction function begin upon the presumption that whomever has the gumption to begin the petition. Shoosh!"

Reply from crowd: "Shoosh!"
by Thomual October 7, 2005
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cartilage

1. n. The hard (but softer than bone) stuff in your body that holds it together. Your nose and ears are made of cartilage, as well as Sharks skeletons and that crappy hard stuff in your meat.
"Did you see that episode of Ultimate Fighter? The guy broke the cartilage in his nose right in half!"
by Thomual October 28, 2005
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Yurla

Pheonetic (yur-l-a) sounds like (grr-ul-a)

Usually said after "Oh" and sometimes before "Anderson"

Meaning yes, originated from the word "yea".
Sometimes implies "yes this is as hott as Pam Anderson".
Also is used as a greeting, often in cunjuncion with a secret handshake.

Invented from a group of guys who call themselves "Shoosh". From a quote in an early Comic based video game for the nintendo system, "oh yea" sounded like "oh yurl", over time the word became associated with Pamela Anderson, getting the final A sound to make the phrase, "Oh Yurla Anderson". The word has been shortened to "Yurla" meaning "Yea" or "Yes" and is part of, but not limited to a common greeting among "shoosh" members. It is usually said with enthusiasticly high and low inflections in the voice.
"You are so Ka Yurla Andersonly Awsome!"
Responce: "Oh Yurla"
by Thomual September 18, 2005
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