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convo

Short for "Convocation". The tri-weekly nationally broadcasted chapel service at Jerry Falwells' Liberty University.

All students are required to attend Convo three times a week and have seating sections inside the steal dome called "The Vines". There is a dress code and TV cameras. Approximately 6000 students attend Convo and World renound speakers such as Politicians and Scientists come to speak often.
"I get up every day to attend Convo, I love Jerry Falwell!"
by Thomual October 8, 2005
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gringet

That hard piece of cartilage, fat, bone, or whatever the heck kind of crap is in your meat that you bite down on it, and it just doesn't chew right. Usually in bad, low quality meat like in McDonalds, the bargain aisle, or your cafeteria.

Bring your spitoon, this stuff is GROSS!
Crunch... "Aw, Crap! I just bit down on a gringet!"
by Thomual October 21, 2005
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puss

Technical Definition:

The Cellular remains of a wound when large amounts of healing has occured in an infected area, such as a skin sweat or oil duct, a epidermal blood clot, or an ingrown toenail.

Laymans terms: That yellow, slimy, goopy stuff that splatters all over the mirror when you pop a zit, or pick your scabbs, or stub your toe.
"Girls with acne are gross. I just think about all that puss on their faces!"
by Thomual June 13, 2004
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gringet

That hard piece of cartilage, fat, bone, or whatever the heck kind of crap is in your meat that you bite down on it, and it just doesn't chew right. Usually in bad, low quality meat like in McDonalds, the bargain aisle, or your cafeteria.

This stuff is GROSS!
Crunch... "Aw, Crap! I just bit down on a gringet!"
by Thomual October 28, 2005
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cartilage

1. n. The hard (but softer than bone) stuff in your body that holds it together. Your nose and ears are made of cartilage, as well as Sharks skeletons and that crappy hard stuff in your meat.
"Did you see that episode of Ultimate Fighter? The guy broke the cartilage in his nose right in half!"
by Thomual October 28, 2005
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Jerry Falwell

Prominant Public face of the "Religious Right".

Jerry Falwell started the famous, "Moral Majority" which helped establish christianity as a political lobying group and helped get Regan, both Bushes, and many other politicians elected.

Founded Liberty University, the largest Christian University in the USA. Basically runns Lynchburg Virginia.

Jerry Falwells face frequents Crossfire, and Donehue as well as many other mediums such as Fox News, Daystar, and The Old time Gospel Hour. He's known all
around as the most outspoken and "on the wing" conservatives in America.

As only Christian on Television who is willing to say what nobody else has the gutts to, he getts alot of flack for saying alot of bold statements such as, "Mohamid was a Terrorist", and "911 happened becasue of the evils of America like sex on TV, abortion, and Homosexuality."

The terrorists bombed us because our society offends their sense of morality and it probably offends God too. Not because Jerry Falwell says you're going to Hell. And if you have a problem with him saying that, Either ignore it, because its not true, or if it is true, do something about it and turn to Jesus and stop your complaining. Like Jerry Falwell says, "None of you have to go to hell unless you put yourself there. Jesus is knocking on the door of your life. Won't you let him in?"
"The Decline of the male role in society can be narrowed down to two things. Sex on TV, and Internet Porn."

~Jerry Falwell
by Thomual October 8, 2005
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cooleo

Meaning Cool

Said in a cool way.

Also a Rapper
random person: "I like that hat you've got on"

cool guy: "cooleo"
by Thomual December 28, 2005
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