2 definitions by thjaew;fljasdf;lasdjh

Alaskan Sloth

When you peel a cucumber and use it as a dildo.

Dylan got on the bed and gave her the Alaskan Sloth.

by thjaew;fljasdf;lasdjh September 15, 2021

Allyson

A dumb motherfucker that trusts her girlfriends way more than she will ever trust you. She will eventually backstab you if you aren't prepared. If you think about dating a Allyson smash you head with a rock until you don't want to anymore.

Allyson is a backstabbing bitch.

by thjaew;fljasdf;lasdjh September 13, 2021