thiudans's definitions

nurkle

Someone who, usually from laziness, but occasionally out of the annoying and misguided desire to proliferate "the Christmas spirit" leaves their Christmas lights up all year. (this was a sniglet)

Anal Retentive Man: Marge, I am so frustrated by our neighbors's carelessness . It's the middle of February for Pete's sake! They are such nurkles!

by thiudans November 22, 2006

artie

A false fart, usually performed in a crouching or fetal position by allowing air into the rectum and pushing it back out again.

A: They were having an artie contest and someone shot a boulder!
B: Sick! ... Wait, so who won?
A: I did. I got like twenty seconds.
B: Nice!

by thiudans November 22, 2006

sor chick

Sorority girl, typically slutty, brainless, disgusting counterparts of frat boys or bros.

Dude, check out all the university sweatshirts at this place. Serious sor chick infestation.

by thiudans November 22, 2006

brotesque

Rendered grotesque by virtue of characteristic bro'ness; bro'ed to the maximum.

That HB truck is freaking brotesque!

by thiudans November 22, 2006

evil juice

the soft drink Mountain Dew, known for its uncanny green color, caffeine & sugar content, and rumored ill effects on one's fertility.

I like to start my suicide off at the soda bar with a hefty base of evil juice.

by thiudans November 22, 2006

goth gap

Hot Topic, a chain store of clothes, cd's and accessories directed at the goth subculture.

Nice Disturbed T-Shirt, Raven. Where'd you get it? Goth gap?

by thiudans November 22, 2006

c-head

Senior citizen, esp. with white permed hair; Cottonhead q.v. (abbreviation).

Did you get a load of that cadillac full of c-heads. So freakin tight.

by thiudans November 22, 2006