thiudans's definitions

nurkle

Someone who, usually from laziness, but occasionally out of the annoying and misguided desire to proliferate "the Christmas spirit" leaves their Christmas lights up all year. (this was a sniglet)

Anal Retentive Man: Marge, I am so frustrated by our neighbors's carelessness . It's the middle of February for Pete's sake! They are such nurkles!

by thiudans November 22, 2006

brotesque

Rendered grotesque by virtue of characteristic bro'ness; bro'ed to the maximum.

That HB truck is freaking brotesque!

by thiudans November 22, 2006

artie

A false fart, usually performed in a crouching or fetal position by allowing air into the rectum and pushing it back out again.

A: They were having an artie contest and someone shot a boulder!
B: Sick! ... Wait, so who won?
A: I did. I got like twenty seconds.
B: Nice!

by thiudans November 22, 2006

sor chick

Sorority girl, typically slutty, brainless, disgusting counterparts of frat boys or bros.

Dude, check out all the university sweatshirts at this place. Serious sor chick infestation.

by thiudans November 22, 2006

suicide

Exclamation at any unpleasurable or event or proposition, past, present or future, conveying the speaker's facetious or exaggerated desire to commit suicide rather than suffer through such terror, or a hyperbolic suggestion that to carry out a certain proposition or encounter a certain event would be in effect to commit suicide; often simply an emphatic "No" or "No thanks!" SoCal slang. Sometimes shortened to "sui".

A: Man I had to sit through econ class while he lectured us for 2 hours on this BS paper, and then on top of it I got partnered up with some dumbass sor chick!
B: Suicide!
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Two Skaters:
A: Dude do you wanna hit up that secret spot again?
B: Oh, you mean the one the cops showed up at last time? Suicide!
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Two Tourists in Baja Mexico:
A: Let's get one o those mexi dogs wrapped in bacon!
B: Suicide!

by thiudans November 22, 2006

broed out

Full of bros; flaunting bro style or decorated in a thoroughly broish manner.

Holy crap, Gay.I. was so broed out tonight it's overbro'wing with bros. I just cruised by and looked over and was suddenly bro'wn away. etc. etc.

by thiudans November 22, 2006

c-head

Senior citizen, esp. with white permed hair; Cottonhead q.v. (abbreviation).

Did you get a load of that cadillac full of c-heads. So freakin tight.

by thiudans November 22, 2006