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political-polly-parrot

Often pronounced with a parrot squawk at the end (rahahk)

Also known as a triple-P

A political-polly-parrot is a person who:
1. Espouses the same right-wing talking points on any media available.
2. Gets all of his or her opinions from right wing media–mostly television and radio.

Both types of triple-P’s repeat the same whole phrases.
For example, on health care every triple-P was crying:

“Don’t cram this bill down our throats.”

“We have to start over.”

Reconciliation is a sleazy trick.”

“...Death panels...”

“...a plot to kill grandma ...”

“...27-hundred page bill...”
Sue: The political-polly-parrots-rahahk have done every dirty trick in the book to tarantino health care; now they are whining about ordinary House and Senate rules.

Bill: Yeah, all they did on health care when they had total control of everything is to pass an unfunded medicare drug benefit with a donut hole big enough to swallow up both grandma and grandpa!
by thistlebottom December 23, 2010
mugGet the political-polly-parrotmug.

sudafedification

Casting a wide net to target a small target group.
Changes in pain killers--is this just more sudafedification of medicine?
by thistlebottom January 27, 2013
mugGet the sudafedificationmug.

Duggar

noun

The head hypocrite. A duggar not only rails against behaviour he gleefully does in private, but he leads the parade against said behaviour.

In Psychoanalysis there is a defense mechanism called reaction formation where a person behaves in an opposite way to his private behaviour, which is fueled by a repressed impulse. The duggar, however, is conscious of and delights in the forbidden private behaviour.

The orders of magnitude are thus: There is denial; reaction formation is denial on steroids; being a duggar is reaction formation on steroids.
Larry Craig was, for the most part, a hapless guy in denial, but Ted Haggard was a full-blown duggar.

hypocrite denial reaction formation
by thistlebottom October 22, 2015
mugGet the Duggarmug.

triple-P

Shorthand for a political-polly-parrot–that is a person who:

1. Espouses the same right-wing talking points on any media available.

2. Gets all of his or her opinions from right wing media–mostly television and radio.

Both types of triple-P’s repeat the same whole phrases.

For example, on health care every triple-P is crying:

“Don’t cram this bill down our throats.”

“We have to start over.”

“Reconciliation is a sleazy trick.”

“...Death panels...”

“...a plot to kill grandma ...”
The worst triple-P is Cheney’s whelp. But since his eye surgery, I can’t even yell at the TV screen, “Oh, not this cross-eyed bastard again!”
by thistlebottom March 16, 2010
mugGet the triple-Pmug.

block-away

A block-away is a person who is so butt-ugly that they only stop hurting you eyes when they get a block away.
I was looking at the state police website of convicted sex offenders in my neighborhood. Yikes! 80- to 90 percent of them are block-aways.

So are you saying that the ugly made them do it?

Maybe. Ugly is lonely, and maybe the lonely made them do it.

Well, it’s a theory.
by thistlebottom April 13, 2011
mugGet the block-awaymug.

deer truffles

M: You should see my tulips. I planted $60 of bulbs last fall.
J: Oh, I can’t grow tulips anymore because of the deer. They love tulip bulbs.
M: How do they even find them?
J: They find them somehow, and dig them up.
M: They must smell them like pigs smell truffles.
J: Yeah, I’ll be darned if I spend money planting deer truffles.
by thistlebottom April 18, 2010
mugGet the deer trufflesmug.

BP

Much dirtier replacement for the word fuck.
How could you BP up that one so badly?

BP you!

Why the BP did you get back together with psycho-boy?
by thistlebottom June 28, 2010
mugGet the BPmug.

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