127 definitions by thewesthamfan

handball

to unload by hand

"fork lift truck? you must be joking. this is TESCO's. stop whinging and handball that twnty tons of spuds off NOW!

by thewesthamfan November 4, 2003

cockchafer

1. large grey/brown beetle
2. a woman with a dried up vagina

1. "oi sean, me old mate, is that cockchafer in bed with you?"
2. "oi sean, me old mate are you gonna be SORE! you're in bed with thunderthighs the old cockchafer

by thewesthamfan December 10, 2003

hole in one

to sexually penetrate a partner at the first attempt

trevor held her down, slapped her face, kicked her shins, and attempted a hole in one. unfortunately for him staffordshire bull terriers don't like this treatment and she turned and bit off his meat & two veg

by thewesthamfan November 25, 2003

skinny zipping

foreskin firmly caught in trouser zip

boris was in such a rush to exit the cupboard he went skinny zipping

by thewesthamfan November 6, 2003

quimguzzle

to definitely partake in a drink from the furry cup. to attempt cunnilingus

"oi sean, fancy a quimguzzle?" pleaded spicer. "not just at this moment, thanks debbie, im just starting a pocket billiards session."

by thewesthamfan December 18, 2003

ringtone

the timbre of one's fart

he stood there so proud
his ringtone was loud
"i'm forever blowing bubbles"
wafted into the crowd.
"well done kev!"

by thewesthamfan December 30, 2004

suicide gobbler

a woman who will NOT stop giving head. "enough is enough, stop right now." no - a suicide gobbler will go on and on and on and on

trevor thought he was so lucky pulling thunderthighs 'till he discovered she was a suicide gobbler

by thewesthamfan November 22, 2003